Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Go to her.
Couldn't take it. Went to the airport.
What is wrong with this family?
Jake, you've taught me to be myself.
Prom tonight
At the prom tonight
What in God's name is going on in here?
We already heard that one..... @#$@%
Excuse me, everyone!
That’s gonna stain
I let everyone down.
For God's sakes, don't try anything fancy!
Damn it. That's true.
Keg coming through. Hey.
Grandma? Grandpa?
I love following Janey to the mall
I'm a golden goddess!
But I'm the best friend, and I've been in front of her the whole time...
Would you two please try and be a little open-minded?
And the "ism" in "This is all just a defense mechanism."
but...you're my sister!! Only by blood!!
Oh I’ll be driving!
Learning how use meme
Vlad, cut it out Stahhhhhhp
Right, you never noticed those either.
Emergency numbers are by the phone.
...and the roads were slippery.
You touch her gently.
I'll call you a cocktease and we'll break up.
I'm the wise janitor.
How will we ever lose our virginity by graduation?
In life, that is.
Look, I made a mistake.
Holy shit, this motherfucker's heavy.
Well, so do I.
Not another teen movie
She said she was going out to get my dad a bottle of gin...
I totally heard that.
...l've got the perfect rebound girl.
I have no pigment...
I don't believe it.
...from gate 122, is now boarding.
Bunch of candy-asses. Lousy game!
I impart knowledge and help overcome fears.
Goddamn it! Let's show some goddamn hustle!
I'm going out there.
...filthy, vulgar...
- Want to dance? - Only if we're horizontal.
Only this time, I'm gonna stick my tongue in your mouth.
I’d pick you up after school but… I’ll be too drunk by then
We're pathetic.
Horry Cow
She definitely ain’t white
There's a hole in the side of your house.
You call this a party?!
- Another one. Had enough? - No.
...and rolling them up Into little Janey hairballs
I'd do them!
- Oh, my God! - They deserve it.
P Y
"I'm pretending to whisper...
she's wearing the same outfit as me!
- SeÚorYou-Blew-My-Perfect-Season. - What do you want, Austin?
Look, she's replaceable.
Van Jefferson...
Little miss ran home to her daddy..... Ran home to her daddy
Quit farttin’ around
Two dollars!
Make me proud, son.
- I love that thing with his eyebrows. - Those sideburns.
You can't go through life being scared.
There's a girl boarding a plane right now to Paris, that I love.
I remember it like it was yesterday.
Why is it when I tell a girl to put it anywhere...
- You got your schedule? - I don't need it.
- Here. You can keep it. - Tiff.
No.
I Confused
Look, you may have lost those glasses and that ponytail thing...
Go get her, son.
You're an intelligent and insightful human being Who doesn’t get the respect they deserve
"Adam Gase is a good head coach." "Well I smell a bet!"
...so Jake thinks I'm telling you a secret, and will confess...
You'll never be more than a friend!
...thank God you're still in goddamn uniform, goddamn it!