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Science is all around us.
You're soldiers, and you always will be.
- * Wo-one *
So the day I turned 18, I went down
Now let's go stop this son of a bitch.
Poliskaya is our synthesizer.
* *
- MacGruber, I'm married.
That wasn't part of the plan!
for when he'd have access to her.
As the near-recipient
- I got her, but please stop calling me that.
I like kicking back with a cold Molson and watching the game.
Fuck yeah. You got her, Checkers?
Oh, my God. Look at this! You don't want to see this?
I like babies and kettle corn.
I'm about there! I'm about to cut it!
to welcome the recipient
Now just reel 'em in nice and easy.
[dramatic music]
All right, we better get this bad boy
Vicki, bring it home. - Oh, thank God.
- Yes! - I'm about to finish!
'cause that's how you win at chess, Checkers.
[inspirational music]
Believe in your dreams! Russian goodbye.
'cause that's the game you're playing.