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For fuck's sake! 'I love the silent treatment.
'Ugh! Now I've got to make a fucking speech.'
This has nothing to do with Mark or Hans. It's all my doing.
Hmm? I'll take that as a yes.
Oh, fuck! I'm gonna do something. Be the canary.
Hey, Alan. What's up, captain? What's the skinny on the dope?
What? It's Angus, he's been having a think,
It's fine, it's just...
You always loved history, Mark, well, now you can be part of it.
and listen to my Mr Nice audiobook.
Here's to Jeremy and three amazing months on the Med.
PHONE CHIMES 'April!
Bants, mad bants. They said they had a sock with a rock in it.
and the sexy, pep-up-the-party, acid-in-the-punchbowl one.
Not entirely.
Hmm? Cos I needed them at home for projects.
Yeah, love's hard, mate, fucking hard, doesn't work, breaks.
I'll just get rid of these.
'Yeah, Megan, you're 29 now, but one day you'll be, like, 56.'
Oh, God, I am so tired. What next?
even though it's already overflowing and I'm like,
Maybe I'll ask Megan if she wants to come instead.
Wow!
'Feel free to disagree, April.'
Could I possibly get a glass of water?
fly to Belfast, rave, get on the party boat to Bristol
Yeah, that's you all over.
'would turn out so badly? Only a genius.'
and if you want me to stop, just say, but...
Hello, Jeremy. Surprise.
when they've been disastrous, but I...
into this habitat has been controversial...'
but it's certainly not ours. 'Shafted by a piss addict.'
Do you have a fax machine? A fax machine?
but I think it's only fair
ANGUS GROANS
I'm in and you're out. What? But...
Did you send the text?
Oh, a sprout sandwich! Are you on a health kick?
I want one that says, "Jeremy, you are 40 years old"
Fash, you are 40 years old