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It's fine, I wanted to come.
Speech! ALL: Speech!
Hang on.
I don't wanna go into details, but it's complicated.
It's weird that you wouldn't think it's fine.
'Oh, shit! Filibuster. Don't turn.'
'That is sweet. That might be the nicest thing he's ever said.'
This is really bad.
I wouldn't say we were scraping the barrel,
You can't be City and United, can you? Look, Hans, can you shut up?
Anyway, what I wanted to say, just before you go,
'That's the last thing I need.'
Hey, Jez.
I'm mean-spirited and I only really like hearing about other people's holidays
40 is basically 50, and 50 is dead, whereas 39 is like 35.
In fact, I'm not even probably average.
'He's got his hands on my udders and he's actually milking me.'
You started it. Hmm? Eh?
Look, I just wanted to say,
Why does every solution you come up with involve fucking someone?
You don't have one that just says, "You are 25 years old"?
Oli, You are 40 Years Old
That your body was too foolish to extract at first time of asking.
'Hmm. I suppose it might be better than having a cry and a Cornetto.'
'London can take it.'
Oh, God, don't be such a wanker!
'I've conquered the whole of Russia. I've only gone and won.'
For a few months, theoretically, we can be in our 30s together.
Molly. For fuck's sake!
'OK, where am I going?'
It's Molly. I'm in fucking bits.