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Hang on.
That your body was too foolish to extract at first time of asking.
It's weird that you wouldn't think it's fine.
Oh, God, don't be such a wanker!
This is really bad.
'OK, where am I going?'
In fact, I'm not even probably average.
You started it. Hmm? Eh?
Speech! ALL: Speech!
I'm mean-spirited and I only really like hearing about other people's holidays
'He's got his hands on my udders and he's actually milking me.'
'That's the last thing I need.'
Look, I just wanted to say,
'I've conquered the whole of Russia. I've only gone and won.'
Anyway, what I wanted to say, just before you go,
Oli, You are 40 Years Old
Molly. For fuck's sake!
For a few months, theoretically, we can be in our 30s together.
You can't be City and United, can you? Look, Hans, can you shut up?
Why does every solution you come up with involve fucking someone?
'That is sweet. That might be the nicest thing he's ever said.'
40 is basically 50, and 50 is dead, whereas 39 is like 35.
I wouldn't say we were scraping the barrel,
It's Molly. I'm in fucking bits.
'Hmm. I suppose it might be better than having a cry and a Cornetto.'
'London can take it.'
You don't have one that just says, "You are 25 years old"?
It's fine, I wanted to come.
I don't wanna go into details, but it's complicated.
Hey, Jez.
'Oh, shit! Filibuster. Don't turn.'