Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I just thought it might be comforting.
You're getting fucked by a flagpole in your tiny little vagina.
but I got you a lovely present to say sorry for making you lose your job
we've lived together for shit long and it's been...
time to grab your nuts and splurge.
'I'm kidding myself. April's never gonna call me.'
Look, Joe, I'm sorry, but the truth is I'm 40
'Tell her we're leaving.' Hi, Mark.
the love of my life is buying cruise tickets with her husband
'She didn't see, she didn't see. Calm down, Mark.'
the old, stick-up-his-arse, boring-jumper one
I wouldn't have expected you to...mate.
is the most thoughtless, selfish, venal idiot I've ever met in my life.
'That's probably as far as I can truthfully go on the endearment stakes.'
us two - brains and the funny one,
'Got to keep the attention.'
HE CHUCKLES Great.
I guess is what you're meant to say.
like him.
I'm sorry, Mark. You've just stepped into the arena naked.
Johnson seemed very jazzed.
Look, could we grab a coffee for five minutes?
'Second year in a row.'
but they still turn up every week, don't they, the pricks?
Oh, shall I do the do with the party stuff?
There you go, you naughty monkey. Drink it nicely this time.
♪ Cos I'm in hell. ♪
Three-day bender and then Mark got fired cos of me
She's a beast, mate.
APPLAUSE 'Oh, fuck!
HANS: Shut the fuck up.
We'll probably never fully understand, like Stonehenge.
then he accidentally got locked in my room for a few hours?