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You definitely said you were turning 39, the big 3-9.
Super Hans, will you please inform your friend, Specimen A,
'OK, I redundered him, he face-ploughed me,
and I don't want to go raving for a week.
He greedily gulped from a bedside bottle
'Do I smell corporate lube?
What? Ow! Fuck!
and I'm gonna stand well back while you're fired out of the airlock.
You're not planning a party or anything, are you? No, mate.
It's just an idea. Do you think they sit around in the Cabinet,
Bring back smallpox? We all had fun with the smallpox, didn't we?
Jeremy... Jeremy!
Correct decision. There's always a dark side of love.
kieran you are 29 years old
'He's got the book, but he'd never actually...ugh! Oh, God!'
I know, you don't have to tell me after every sentence.
But you've got to give it a go, huh?
and I...
Look, it was really weird the last time we saw each other -
Relax. Everything's gonna be fine.
'Hello, Dad, you're living inside me now, are you?'
Sail off into the sunset and let your love butler take care of business.
'Furrow the brow, furrow the brow to hide the smile.'
Do say when you want me to stop.
Hmm.
Cos I definitely don't want a party.
Are we gonna be all right?
we stay up for a week.
'No, Alan. Remember all the good times, Alan.'
Is there a buzzing, an irritating, backstabbing sort of buzzing?
Jeff?! Yeah, I had a riffle through my old address book.
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