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Jeremy... Jeremy!
You definitely said you were turning 39, the big 3-9.
'OK, I redundered him, he face-ploughed me,
Do say when you want me to stop.
kieran you are 29 years old
and I don't want to go raving for a week.
Relax. Everything's gonna be fine.
What? Ow! Fuck!
'He's got the book, but he'd never actually...ugh! Oh, God!'
and I...
Hmm.
Sail off into the sunset and let your love butler take care of business.
Super Hans, will you please inform your friend, Specimen A,
But you've got to give it a go, huh?
Look, it was really weird the last time we saw each other -
It's just an idea. Do you think they sit around in the Cabinet,
You're not planning a party or anything, are you? No, mate.
I know, you don't have to tell me after every sentence.
Bring back smallpox? We all had fun with the smallpox, didn't we?
Cos I definitely don't want a party.
'Hello, Dad, you're living inside me now, are you?'
we stay up for a week.
and I'm gonna stand well back while you're fired out of the airlock.
'Do I smell corporate lube?
He greedily gulped from a bedside bottle
Are we gonna be all right?
'No, Alan. Remember all the good times, Alan.'
'Furrow the brow, furrow the brow to hide the smile.'
Jeff?! Yeah, I had a riffle through my old address book.
Is there a buzzing, an irritating, backstabbing sort of buzzing?
Correct decision. There's always a dark side of love.