Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

'He's never smelt of peppermint.'

Are you OK? I'm fine.

'we're equals-pequals.'

I don't know, Jeremy, because you just made them up?

I-I know things have been a bit difficult between us

'He loves triggering mental illness.'

History man's getting a bit wriggly, I think he needs restringing.

'Oh, fuck! Oh, fuck! Oh, fuck!'

I'm gonna pull myself off and sleep for 100 years.

Someone's always gonna get a little bit kidnapped.

APRIL: Speech, Jez.

LEIGHTON - YOU ARE FIFTY YEARS OLD

'Oh, God, I've got an unattended hostage.'

talking about sending Philip Hammond

but we can sleep when we're dead.

although I still haven't totally forgiven you...mate.

In fact, 100% of the times we've done it, we've done it in toilets.

I am going to be your love butler.

Um, thanks, Mark. We're, er, quite a gang, obviously,

Because, as we speak,

'300 quid pissed straight out the porthole. Correct call, Angus.'

I mean, what's the long-term plan? The long-term plan is sucky-fucky.

Tickets? It's your dream trip.

Let's bloody well go and stop her.

Piss. Urine is packed with nutrients.

35 is practically 30, 30 is 20. You know?

Um...we have, "Life begins at 40," or, "40 today."

'Hold on. If Hans is here, who's with the hostage?