Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

'Which will be within a week.'

But I can get the money back. I know him.

reducing his attention span against his own will.

He does not wish to be responsible for another Greece

'It's like I'm Napoleon invading Moscow and the tsar's fucked off to Ibiza!

Look, how long's the cruise for? Months.

'Am I about to get organisationally fucked?'

'I will prevail. He can't hurt me with his Rice Krispie blitz.

Everything's coming up roses.

You drink your own piss? Yes, I eat cashews

'He's not luring me back in like that with a lovely, savage argument.'

Angus wanted stuff done to him, I wasn't into it, it's all pretty disgusting,

'Of course she won't call me.

I just wanted to be clear. It is clear.

Ooh, your favourite! Celebration for the birthday boy?

Mark, how's it going, you lovely rotter?

that happened to be from the golden source.

'Got the coffee, disregard the price, the price of the coffee is irrelevant.'

'Who could have possibly predicted that falsely imprisoning a love rival

on the high street with the intention of sailing away for ever

Thanks, Mark. No biggie. I mean, God knows how they can charge so much.

It's our word against his.

You're 40 today? Yep, apparently.

Sorry. Idiot! It's fine.

but, well, you've just not been great at keeping in touch.

so bollocks to it.

Fine. I get it.

We have "Life begins at 30" or "30 today"... No. I want one that reads: "Luke, you are 30 years old"

Apparently I'm not even allowed to do a little fucking naughty kidnap,

'push it to breaking point.'

I'm not giving him a poke. I'm not a fucking hired goon.

No? I'll fill it right up, then.