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I can't believe it. Just forget it. I came here to try to help...
Could you just... just separate?
- If you ever need to borrow any money or anything... - No. Thank you, no.
And I'm going to continue dating, Mom.
- He said he was working here today. - Oh, yes? Please.
I
looking for something that says "dad likes excel" perhaps "xl daddy?"
I know. That's rough for you.
It's a fantastic trick. I don't want you to worry though. I've already told her.
I'm looking for something that says "dad like excel" something like "xl daddy?"
You know, I was trying to act like a tough guy, and it's wrong.
Well, you're out.
I was wondering if, uh... if you would give my brother a show?
- Why does he wanna break your legs? - He doesn't wanna break my legs.
Real neck.
What is going on? Where's the top half?
I don't know whether this guy's a mobster, a loan shark...
You guys are friends again. You can play bridge together.
- This just isn't you. - It's me now. It's the me that can recline.
- a poet. - Mm.
- The one who never wins. - l-I don't know about that.
It's just... creepy.
but had a slight miscommunication with his cabdriver.
- Since when are you against leather? - You're not even a vegetarian.
Hi, Michael.