Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Litmus Test for Whether A Person Belongs in hell

There is a real Jianyu, a Taiwanese monk

Jason doesn't belong here,

which means none of this had any real moral value.

for you to air any and all grievances

She makes the bass drop...

No, this is good.

And Jason is a person who was near me,

Attention, everyone.

pretty well. So here it is:

It's easily one of the top ten swamp cities

Oh, good morning, Dad. Where you been?

Real Eleanor said she loves me.

Do you even remember how you died?

That train belongs to Shawn,

No, Janet, come back!

Now, we shall hear from tonight's featured guest.

Okay, I have to go reboot Janet.

Okay. I think I figured this out.

I had to tell you how I feel.

but this is your soul mate.

His hat's a golf ball,

The plan is foolproof

- You think? - If this were some

And I am an expert at mediating conflict,

because she was only doing it to earn enough points to stay here.

I stole an old lady's fake leg once on a dare.

- I'm not a girl. - And your dad is an angel.

but I still crashed into a turkey carcass.

About Our Morning Hardboiled Egg Routine,

I needed to tend to, but it can wait, it can wait.

and then he asked me to marry him,