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Thanks, guys.
And once I dispense with you,
The sights, the sounds...
Po. You could've gotten out of that cage anytime you wanted?
We've come to pay tribute, as you requested.
♪ I must confess ♪
Tai Lung has returned?
(distorted): I thought we were friends.
(squawks)
(Tai Lung yelling)
(yelling)
I was thinking.
You will oversee the valley,
Did someone say "legendary"?
(grunting)
And there's nothing I can do to talk you out of it?
any of the other masters I've met.
(screaming)
Stopping you.
I'm very close to achieving it.
The empress of disguise,
(high-pitched scream)
But what if he's sick?
-ALL: Crane! -PO: Long story.
Wait, was that a compliment or an insult?
A chewed-up peach pit?
Honestly, Zhen, I don't know where
And "ska-blam" is?
(grunts)
but its secrets are housed in the spirit.
-Everyone knows life's greatest enemy is time. -(squawks)
-I guess we both got lucky. -I guess.
I'll go under them.
Whoa!
Can't you even kill wrong?
-(screams, whimpers) -(snarling)
Hi-yah!
(grunts)
Besides, how's a peach pit ever supposed to become a tree
Never played before, huh?
♪ ♪
of sorcery and kung fu make me unstoppable.
(both breathing heavily)
-Stand up straight. -Yes, Master.
(yelling)
Let's go.
I'll have to even the odds.
Did you actually think you could grift a meal out of me?
-That's a good back scratcher. Yoink! -Hey!
Since I left my village, I've become a bit of a warrior.
No, it's just that--
(both scream)
-Little dank for a day care. -Wait.
Hmm.
I'm trying, but it's kind of hard
(grunts)
(grunts with effort)
(grunts)
BUNNIES: Ooh.
You can't run away from the law.
to find someone who can look like anyone, blend in anywhere?
-(gasping) -(snorts)
(crowd gasping)
dominating the city?
I eat mah-jongg tiles for breakfast!
Is she lurking in that villainous tower
I made her what she is today.
Yeah, but stir later,
You need to pay for what your son did to my tavern.
And you thought my apprentice was your friend?
And I got everything I had ever dreamed of.
I'm pretty sure that's just a dream.
Well done, Zhen.
-(echoing): Quack! -(clamoring stops)
No staff is worth your life.
You were chosen to bring peace to the valley.
Come on, come on, come on, come on!
-♪ Yeah, tell me, baby ♪ -(chuckles)
Ah!
I'm falling... very slowly.
a villain told me how much we had in common.
Fine, choose who you want. A thief, a stick, a carrot.
They say this Chameleon character has magical powers.
I won't let anyone else get hurt because of me.
Nobody likes a grouch.
There they are!
Whoa.
That panda was right.
She's not my master. I'm leaving, for good.
(yell fading)
(snarling)
The Dagger of Deng Wa.
Don't ask me. Ask the universe.
I'm not conflicted.
The-The Chameleon?
No one's ever in that much of a rush. (grunts)
(both screaming)
-Mentored by Oogway? -Sorry.
Only on the outside.
too late for a bunch of cheats,
Hmm.
So I had to survive any way I could.
(The Chameleon screams)
And now that I have access to the Spirit Realm...
-(grunts) -(bleats weakly)
-Oh! -(thump)
kung fu may be performed by the body,
Uh... There.
So what you're saying is, the more right we do now,
Oh!
♪ ♪
-(gasps) -PING: Son!
The panda's back.
Together, we can take her down.