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And you two, get out of my sight.
You sound surprised. Is this surprising?
So what happened?
Mr. Li, Mr. Li, is it true?
I'm sure everything is fine. This is a restaurant.
(voice changing): ...I'm The Chameleon.
was the greatest noodle chef in the valley.
-PO: Uh, the kung fu panda? -Nope.
I can't even come up with
(barks)
Okay.
But the blood moon is two nights away.
And now, the power to open
Yeah, I know.
-Who's he? -He's the captain.
(sizzling)
I'll find us a ride. Maybe you can get us some food.
(grunts)
(roars)
I can't beat The Chameleon.
What is this place?
No.
♪ And I ♪
You can't hide from justice forever.
I come here to ask the universe for answers,
Okay, big guy, we're really gonna have to wrap this up.
One from Master Oogway's peach tree of heavenly wisdom.
Huh?
Wait.
-So, uh, can I have it? -No!
♪ ♪
-(door opens) -SHIFU: Po!
-How'd you know? -Eh, not my first time
(deep voice): You think I've pushed you too far?
(song ends)
than I've ever seen.
Bring me Master Osprey.
Stop running. Stop running!
-Whoa! -There you go.
Anybody lose a rabbit?
Po, wait! Please be reasonable.
(grunting)
"How may one kick butt if one doesn't seek a butt to kick?"
-The "bam-what-le"? -You know, the fleece,
For the right price, those cutthroats
Just leave that to me.
-Or maybe... -Oh, no.
Stir the pot, roll the wok, serve the dish,
or the hard way, in which you tell me where he is,
-Hey, fox. -We've been looking for you.
(grunting fiercely)
Inner peace.
And why should I help you?
Hey there.
What?
Hey, Master Shifu.
(rams clamoring)
(latches clacking)
I like it.
Inner peace. Inner peace.
-that are all the rage. -I think you're better suited
Oh...
...backup.
-(bleating): H-Hey. -(bleating): H-Hey.
-Keep stirring! -(screams)
Ooh! (grunting)
(bosses gasping)
If you insist.
♪ ♪
Our son!
And apparently, I'm the one misunderstanding.
(screaming)
♪ Hit me one more time ♪
What is it you're holding?
Technically, you're talking to you, if you think about it.
so you could follow in his footsteps
As a wise spiritual leader once said,
(exclaims, grunting)
Finishing what Po started.
you choose to train as your worthy successor,
-(guards snarling) -I was kidding! I was kidding!
All right, you little scamps. Slow and painful it is.
alike in so many ways.
(roars)
I mean no disrespect.
Crane was crowned king of the Crocodilians.
Being the Dragon Warrior is all I know.
It can't be.
I'll expand my rule from Juniper City to...
Maybe I do, maybe I don't.
You okay?
Mm-mm. No. It's got the perfect kick.
(exhales)
to rot in the gutter where you belong.
You're a wanted criminal?
I hope Po's okay.
Fine. You lead me to The Chameleon,
It's not faking. It's called Method.
You can't beat her, you know.
(wind whistling)
We got to brace it with something.
-What can I get you? -A boat ride to Juniper City.
(groans)
Nah. It was just right.
-H-Hey. -H-Hey.
The choice is yours.
(normal voice): I'll expect your tributes by dawn.
(laughs) Don't bother, Po.
(yelling)
♪ ♪
♪ ♪
(feet screech)
Ooh, I'm late.
I know I promised that I'd lead you
I've never felt more awake!
Apparently, I misjudged you, lizard.