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(echoing): They will all know the name
(growling)
(grunts)
♪ I still believe ♪
I heard The Chameleon is a monster
Okay, that doesn't matter.
This stick is not for the strolling.
-(bosses gasping) -Are you nuts?
(wood creaking)
Well, now, that doesn't seem fair.
(grunting rhythmically)
With our mutual disappointment.
The law has better things to do than look for me.
♪ One more time again ♪
(explosive booming)
(grunts)
For you.
Well, I mean, I was.
That's Dragon Warrior-- Ah!
Come on!
Now, this can go one of two ways.
(voices overlapping, clamoring)
-Really bad. -GUARD: Move it!
but (chuckles) the truth is
And if we're really as alike as you say,
No! No, no, no, no! Don't come and get it!
(henchman groans)
You're alive.
You'll see.
(guard grunts)
in all of Juniper City live here.
-Try it. -(yelps)
-KID: My turn, my turn! -And then you.
Hey, that's not bad.
-Even you. -Or you.
-No way! -(cheering, applause)
Did your master tell you to say that, too?
-Say what? -I was turned away
Master Shifu is not a squirrel.
I know you're in here.
It's supposed to remind me that every pit
-(all exclaiming) -GRANNY BOAR: Back up!
just kicking back and catching some rays.
They would say I was too small, too lowly
...just how far I can push.
The Staff of Wisdom.
(voices overlapping)
I screwed up big-time.
That's the biggest village I've ever seen.
♪ ♪
Why would you keep an urn of souls?
Or is it "mongeese"? And Mantis?
For now, at least.
Stop it! Stop! Stop laughing!
I had a vision. I saw The Chameleon.
(confused murmuring)
FISH: Land ho!
Are you guys ready to do the right thing
TAI LUNG: Panda.
Feels kind of creepy.
Oh, my tail. (groans)
-Oink! Oink! -(cheering)
I'll sign whatever you want.
We are such terrible fathers.
(whirring)
♪ Don't you know ♪
(panting)
Focus!
Now, this can go one of two ways.
Sounds like a day care.
♪ ♪
I just wish there had been another way.
What can we do?
You're really gonna go through with this, aren't you?
you pick up such bad habits.
(bosses gasping)
Best thing that ever happened to her.
The master of deception.
The puffy panda? (scoffs)
But it sure can buy a lot of dumplings.
(all straining)
I'm a red panda.
♪ That you will be here ♪
♪ That something wasn't right here? ♪
(chuckles): Well, a Dragon Warrior's work is never done.
♪ Is killing me now ♪
Dragon Warrior.
BOTH: Kick her butt.
shape-shifting sorceress on the loose and...
Very clever, fox. You know something.
Although, I guess you could have mooncake
♪ I must confess I still believe ♪
-(roars) -(yelps)
(distant shouting)
to the highest level in all of kung fu.
I don't want to seem ungrateful, but I don't know
What about me says I'm ready for this?
Are you sure we'll find a boat captain in there?
(distant screaming)
(bellows)
will take us anywhere we want to go.
-to fathom... -(grunts)
♪ ♪
you climbed these steps to the Jade Palace?
maybe I'll open one of those acupuncture places
(distorted): I knew I should've left you
Bring it in.
Well, this reptilian runt wants more.
Inner peace. Inner peace.
-It's true. -But I also became a father.
the Kung Fu Panda!
You just stole 'em!
You were right, Zhen. He was an easy mark.
I'm sorry.
-(grunting) -(Po laughs)
(sputters)
-Why should we help you? -Because...
I used to feel the same way
(roaring)