Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

because I am every opponent you've ever faced.

...I'd be sure to give you a proper homecoming.

(gulps) There's got to be

I am the manager.

You are just as worried as I am.

♪ Hit me, baby, one more time ♪

What do I know about being a Spiritual Leader?

♪ Still believe ♪

I wanted to be a master of kung fu.

-(all exclaiming) -...and the bean curd's a knockout.

You really don't want to do this.

♪ Show me ♪

(grunts) Sorry.

-because you have no teeth. -(gulps)

I thought I'd never make it to the top.

-Family, huh? -More like distant cousins.

You're gonna steal Tai Lung's kung fu.

some sort of misunderstanding here.

(patrons gasping)

All right, how should we do this?

Hey, where's the golden dragon that's supposed to shoot out?

Oogway chose you as his successor,

If only I'd listened to Master Shifu

right to The Chameleon's front door,

(thieves growling)

this month's tribute to 60%.

("...Baby One More Time" by Tenacious D playing)

and the Valley of Peace.

And so should you.

But it does take the occasional time-out for snackage.

We got to get out of here before they call for...

Justice doesn't stop for lunch.

First rule of the streets: never trust anyone.

You already have the city.

As close as the blood moon.

-It was his idea. -(grumbles)

The lizard of lies with the glowing teal eyes.

(confused chatter)

Yeah, I know. There's not a lot of pandas.

Oh, and I love you, too, adoring fan.

I'm gonna get that staff back, restore your kung fu,

You can't have your mooncake and eat it, too.

during your two-year stay at the Valley of Peace prison.

Looks a little light.

-(chuckles): Wow! -(cheering)

of the Valley of Geese.

and it's always so much farther.

Oh, no. He's got a walking stick.

Mm. This looks bad.

But I have to try.

PO: Every step leaves a footprint,

-(shouts) -Whoa!

Every other city and town and village

What do you say?

Ha-ha! Ooh. Oh!

That's a job for the Furious Five.

That's where I'll find The Chameleon, huh?

How was that for acting brave?

It's a wonton wonderland!

I-I was just doing what I was told.

We can hurt her a lot later.

Uh, if that's your thing.

Eh, nothing about them says "dragon" or "warrior."

(birds chirping)

Not bad for a jail.

This is kind of a private conversation.

You know when you know. You know?

(crowd cheering)

Well, as I learned from working in my dad's kitchen,

The Chameleon wouldn't have my staff

Be the pit, Zhen.

Ceremony? What ceremony?

(prolonged grunt)

♪ My loneliness is killing me ♪

Tell us you've seen our son.

It's the truth. I was wrong about everything.

This is not working at all.

(grunting fiercely)

Being the next Oogway is not my destiny,

But what does she have against me and the Valley of Peace?

-You do not want to know. -This dirt is itchy.

taking down a villain.

All right, universe, give me some guidance.

How did someone like you become the Dragon Warrior?

Well, sure, but not any fun ones.

(thunder rumbling)

my friend's in trouble and he needs my help.

(exhales) It's no use.

(patrons groaning, coughing)

But it's also a prison.

No one is taking anything away, Po.

to take down an evil sorceress wasn't such a great idea.

Get those cages up there. Come on.

It's true. We've both risen to the highest of heights.