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Whoa!
(wind whistling softly)
and now you must choose yours.
-Whoa! -(both screaming)
Master Bull.
What matters is that
I know you're having a good time, but I was
(growling)
She isn't someone who can be found.
The Chameleon can shape-shift to look like anyone.
No.
-(hissing) -(both gasp)
So it doesn't feel good when you're the one being squeezed.
Thank you.
(sighs)
(distorted): Recognize this move?
(yelling)
you chose the fox?
-(panting) -(soft tinkling)
♪ Oh, ba-a-a... ♪
-(gasps) -(snores)
We packed some food for your time in jail.
The Chameleon.
-(cheering) -Okay, okay. One at a time.
-What if he's captured? -What if he's tortured? (gasps)
You got me, oh great and powerful Dumpling Warrior.
(screaming)
Well, that's true. You're worse.
-All better. -(screams)
You know, that panda makes a lot of good points.
So what you're saying is, if we don't hurt Zhen
put a roof over my head,
You aren't completely useless after all.
You're right. How do I find this...
Maybe Po has finally met his match,
Well, then, you're in luck.
No, you followed because you didn't believe in me.
It's like a criminal can't make an honest living anymore.
Juniper City's most prominent crime families.
You left out the evil sorceress part.
Not even the great Dragon Warrior.
Look, Han, I know we've had our differences,
BUNNIES: Oh.
As long as I'm still the Dragon Warrior,
This is all very confusing.
Well, I saw that coming.
We've got you.
but it's hard to understand what you're saying
(yelping)
(screaming)
(thunder rumbles)
♪ ♪
♪ ♪
♪ ♪
♪ My loneliness is killing me ♪
And the stakes are high.
the all-new Dragon Warrior Noodles and Tofu!
(grunts)
(grunts)
Third rule:
-Well, he's back. -He said that he's not gonna stop
(grunting)
(grunts, exclaims)
-It isn't much farther now. -You always say that,
Quick and painless or slow and painful?
-♪ Oh, baby, baby ♪ -Hi-yah! Hi-yah!
Po!
I think I'll catch you now.
-More? -But-but, Chameleon...
(distorted): Master Cobra.
to every city and town and village
(distorted cackling)
-You do look like a squirrel. -Do you want a cookie?
What's the catch, the rub, the bamboozle?
before you even know she was gone.
Ginseng.
Money can't buy happiness.
(clangs)
but there is still something that he has
Mind your own business, squirrel.
I mean, it's disturbing, but it's awesome.
Who's The Chameleon?
(music ends)
I became the greatest noodle chef in the valley.
We will? (chuckles nervously)
from here to the Valley of Peace and beyond.
-It was given to you by Master Oogway. -Ah!
♪ ♪
Hold on. Shouldn't my inner Shifus have differing opinions?
-Ooh. -(growling)
The Indestructible Chain Hammer of Master Pangolin.
The fate of the world hangs in the balance,
He took a boat to Juniper City.
(gasping)
Oh, where is Po?
(both yelling)
Po might be an idiot, but he'd never willingly
Apprentice? She's the one that took you in?
Amazing, Li. But how can you tell?
(all gasping)
Can you believe that guy?
Ha! You can't defeat me.
(panting)
(laughter fades)
(snickers)
Awesome!
kicking butt and taking names.
Master Ostrich's Egg!
BUNNIES (chanting): Violence! Violence! Violence!
I'm confused. Should I have said that I like trouble?
I'm The Chameleon. I do nothing but change.
(gasping, murmuring)
It wasn't easy being a little fox in a big city.
Uh, not that I'm worried,
-Look, there's two of us. -You're doing great, Shifu.
Now, you see, the mistake
and that kung fu was not my destiny.
Reptilian runt.
(screaming)
thieves and cutthroats like us to change our ways.
one of those cool-sounding proverbs.
-Hold on! -Hold me, Ping!