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You got to teach me that.
(laughter)
♪ When I'm not with you, I lose my mind ♪
(grunting)
Nemes-ee? Nemes-i?
Fine. But if you're still here by nightfall,
(echoing): Master Scorpion.
-Ah, come on! -Okay.
Especially when the one doing the squeezing
That's a mystery for you to solve
(screaming)
And, hey, you stirred faster and rolled higher.
I'll show you where this villainous sorceress lurks
Ha!
(gasps)
(both grunting)
-You look a little tired. -Are you tired?
Master Po will now choose the next Dragon Warrior.
Everything except kung fu.
PO: General Kai?
capable of taking any form, mimicking any shape.
A wise old tortoise once told me
I'm talking 'bout...
than simply kicking butt.
At least you didn't lie and betray him.
(clanking, whirring)
So, I need yours.
Catch you later, panda.
Act brave. Got it.
That's right. It is I, Tai Lung.
a little now...
-(whimpers) -Don't get your noodles in a twist.
You tried it our way.
I grew.
and then order mango pudding on the side.
The Urn of Whispering Warriors, which I've already broken.
Sail ho!
LI: Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Is that how I sound?
No one is interested in your feelings.
Not cool! You guys...
Only the most powerful shape-shifting sorceress.
(exclaims)
(clamoring)
(whispering warriors groan)
-bows before him. -He's back.
hand over Oogway's staff to the likes of you.
Uh, I'm Po's inner-inner voice.
-Run! -(exclaims)
Oh, don't say it.
(quacks) You don't have to be brave.
And the day you stop being those things
And smile.
The easy way, in which you surrender willingly,
(growls)
We're very proud of you.
(yells)
Because deep down, beneath that
And she's just some bug-eyed, power hungry reptilian runt.
(snarling)
and steal whatever you want to steal.
You know, maybe you should just stick to kicking butt.
Now, you see, the mistake this Dragon Warrior fellow made
Ask this guy.
-Which one are you rooting for? -I'm not sure.
(breathing heavily)
(Shifu groans)
I trusted the wrong person.
(crickets chirping)
We just need someplace to lie low
-Keep stirring! -(whimpers)
No stealing. (exclaims)
Zhen, do something!
You know what? I love that for you.
Just tell me one thing.
(clamoring)
Someone who's easy to steal from.
-(shouting) -(growling)
She could be at this very table, and we'd have no idea.
And make sure it's never you.
-Successor for what? -A successor
-down by the place with that guy? -(grunts)
(groaning)
♪ ♪
Oh.
will only find more violence later.
(cheering)
Welcome to Juniper City.
It wasn't a request.
That's all that panda was, something to use.
Except for the broth. It was very bland.
(bunnies giggling)
It's never too late to do the right thing.
-Skadoosh! -(roaring)
Oh, please. How many times do I have to tell you?
of the missing macaque.
We can't let him go in there alone.
(gasps, whimpers)
Looks like I'm not the only one around here
Now, that's a cool move.
Who said anything about willingly?
Every step leaves a footprint, no matter how small.
But you're about to wish he was.
Look, I appreciate the promotion.
Uh, l-let's just give up. Surrender.
He wasn't super specific.
(screams)
(laughing)
So we tried it your way. Now we try it mine.
I gave the Staff of Wisdom right to The Chameleon.
And she's using your staff to do it.
(normal voice): You see, Po,
first thing tomorrow morning.
I'm never gonna get to Po in time.
That is awesome!
Cannonball!
that was a very big-time screwup.
-You know? -(sighs)
(chuckles) I taught her that.
Oh, man, are my adventures really that regional?
Is that you?
♪ And I ♪
(shouts)
Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait, wait.
demigods and everything else in between.
-Like you. -Aw, thank you.
Yes. Everything, again.
Well, that sounds inviting.
-Let's go. Let's go! -(whimpers)