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Look, I am so ahead of my five-year plan.
His marriage is falling apart.
but I think I know what's going on in your head.
Oh, really? 'Ol Norbs is stepping down.
But I also know that you're prepared
So what do you say? Huh, Barney?
Oh, and also, I have a middle seat.
once again, Madeleine Albright.
Hey, we were just talking about you.
I had to make some guesses about
I want to be like Alyssa.
Um, it's a dream come true.
the straight-up bribe route.
Okay, go solve all of your career problems.
Don, this is Andrew and Benjamin.
for unstructured chat time.
I'm guessing...
For us, April!
who are trying to explore a new path
and still meet deadlines.
My name's April Ludgate and my talent is explosive!
It's just April. Trust me.
This consulting job could be the answer.
there must be something amazing about her.
and then we're gonna split our time
Wanna talk about your future?
Holy crap. This is the job for her, I can feel it.
And $500 cash, in case you want to go
I was gonna surprise you with this in Washington,
Would you mind signing a copy of your book?
for surplus vinyl sheeting.
Uh, hold on. April?
We use the Towsend method. It's tried and true.
and I need to figure out what I really want.
then put on a big presentation.
I see.
Because, honestly, I don't even know if I like
You know, I have to say I'm really impressed
Over there, a lamp post?
He's been helping you behind my back?