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and now the kids are just going crazy by the end of the day.

I'm just kidding. Love your show. You're terrific.

Man, Vampire Lou just looks great.

And third, I've been placing small items in Sandy's hair all night,

Secrets come out in there.

Oh, yeah, I'm just tired. And when I get tired, I get cranky.

God, you were just a kid.

So, Sandy, what do you do?

Mary is a friend of Barney's. Barney invited her.

I mean, talk about anal.

So should I wear my hair up or down?

Mary seems nice. Have you kissed her yet or are you waiting

Mike Murphy for "Thirteen, Pregnant and Addicted,"

And then Barney calls her up, and then she shows up at the bar,

I didn't come here tonight to make you jealous.

and now she and Ted are upstairs.

I should just skip this thing entirely.

I'm not gonna have sex with a prostitute.

Mary, Ted is a great guy. You hold on to him.

- You look nice. - Oh, Ted, this is Sandy.

OLDER TED; And so, as the night wore on, I started to realize

(SCOFFS) What point?

You lied and said you were broken up with Victoria before you actually were,

Really? I couldn't imagine you cranky.

- Lily. - What?

So should I wear my hair up or down?

Look, I'm just trying to expand your horizons a little bit tonight.

Do you think that's how Sandy puts his hair on in the morning?

Oh! And here's the best part.

A bunch of naked dudes hanging brain.

Can you blame her? You called her a hooker.