Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

(PEOPLE CHEERING)
Oh, I was, uh, just telling my friend that I think you're awesome.
Don't let him out of your sight for a minute.
during which he literally flipped through today's paper reading it aloud to viewers,
- I don't wanna say it. - Trust that impulse, Ted.
Mary's not a paralegal, She's a prostitute,
- Is he... - He's off trying to make you jealous.
OLDER TED; These idiotic filler pieces were a guilty pleasure of ours,
Weekend Update The Price Is Right Jeopardy
I party with victorious legally blonde wedding crashers
Oh, so now she's a whore?
Jeopardy prom queen special education
Damn! You just got even hotter.
Yep. Could you just excuse us for one minute?
Lawyered.
Is he having a nervous breakdown?
(SIGHS)
- Sleep with a prostitute? - No, lose your virginity. What up!
I came here to support you as a friend, and frankly, I'm sick of trying.
Well, thanks.
Lawyered.
You won't have to deal with the school board,
Barney, I'm not bringing a date even if I wanted to.
- So, are you two... - Starting a bunch of office rumors?
where I make an actual contribution to the world.
(LAUGHING)
Her favorite CD in the Otis Redding box set? Disk three.
Statistic. Men who have had at least one relationship with a prostitute
Oh, wait, I know what you do.
but it would really mean a lot to me if you guys came.
welcome to the 45th annual Local Area Media Awards,
Look, I... Tell Mary thanks, but no thanks. I have a soul.