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Okay, look. Mary, I like you a lot.

Do you think, hypothetically, it would be weird if I bring a date?

Hi, Sandy Rivers.

- So, Mary, what do you do for a living? - She's a paralegal.

Marshall, what is up with you and Ted?

- what would that make me? - A prostitute.

Yes, that's what I meant by, "You know..."

Well, it's just an internship for the record for everybody...

just got nominated for a Local Area Media Award.

"Really? I couldn't imagine you cranky."

Wow. Why are you so tired?

telepathic conversations,

you know, if we can get a blessing from her pimp.

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No, it's not a slump. It's an intentional hiatus from girls.

Or it's a chance to mess with her head by showing up with someone hotter.

Yeah. I've been meaning to apologize for everything that happened.

They'll just see you with this unbelievably smoking hot girl and...

- Done what? - You know, been on a date.

but sadly, for you, it's just a new middle.

Mary is just a paralegal who lives in my building.

so you could try to nail Robin,

Nothing, baby, Don't worry about it,

Ted, you're my cabrón,

Do it. Come on, Ted, do it.