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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Who shall I say calls?
Even Mr. Drysdale's been after me to buy some cattle.
Turns out it was Ms. Drysdale.
You see, Ms. Drysdale is what city folks calls a ...
- It pays to be cautious in a bull market. - You gotta be careful with cows, too.
They called themselves Granny and Ellie May.
(mooing)
I said, "I'm not paying you all that money to tell me I'm healthy!"
I have typed out explicit directions.
Want me to stay and help you do for Mrs. Drysdale?
I've been even having hallucinations. It's wonderful!
Perhaps I'd better connect you with a supervisor.
(slow banjo music and animal sounds)
Here you are, Milburn.
I am a butler!
slippery elm ooze, and turpentine. And a few more things that's secret.
Well, instead of that, she whipped around and throwed that thing in the air,
Oh, still sleeping it off, huh?
(guitar music)
Why don't you come to Boston with me?
four cows, a bull, a mule, and a dozen chickens.
and spin her a while.
It's marvellous. Wait until those doctors hear this!
Ellie, if you're going out in the brush huntin' stuff for Granny,
when Ellie and me took the mash over.
Fightin' mean, scratchin' and clawin' people and everything.
But, darling, the doctors in Boston said your nerves were just fine.
- Stock? - Yes, ma'am.
Oh, don't leave me. I love you.