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Everybody hates you,
She didn't even Want to ask me About politics.
Oh. I guess you're Right, dr. Crane.
Well, aside from The nagging feeling That your election
I only need to get 10% Of the eligible vote.
Excuse me. Kevin fogerty, City council.
In front of the lava lamp All by your lonesome.
I got to do What i got to do.
And why exactly Should i vote for you, Mr. Fogerty?
Boy, i could sit here And chew on your ear For hours
Oh, well, this is My wife kelly,
You know, We could just pretend I didn't say anything
Listen, the right to vote Is far too sacred
His name was... Kevin fogerty.
A lot of people Don't trust politicians.
So what You're saying is,
How the hell Should i know?
I'm going to study hard On all the issues
It's congress, woody.
Come on. You're on.
Preserve and protect And defend
Of course. On channel 6.
And, hey, remember The sound the cake made Coming out of the oven?
Would you Please raise Your right hand
Because if this thing Is going to work,
To come along in quite A long time.
I'm boning up On the constitution
Spouting a bunch Of meaningless Platitudes,
Did you vote for him?