Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

But if I win, which will most certainly be the case...
- Do me a favor, give me one, huh? - Give you what?
I got news for you, pal: That's what the people pay to see.
- That's because you're a lovely lady. - Oh, Maury.
Second step: We force you to watch hundreds of hours...
- Okay. - Nice job, Flea.
We get you to associate pain with your old relationship.
I'm very sorry that you have to go through with this.
...for the next 10 minutes, we will have a special offer:
- Don't go. - You're just like your mother!
Dear Mr. Manson...
Hi. I'm Daniel Day-Lewis. Those of you who've seen Last of the Mohicans...
...of the television program Love, American Style.
We want to hear it. Come on.
- The lady said she didn't want a drink. - What?
It helped put the "I can" back into this Mohican.
Who are you? You're very annoying.
All right.
- Hey, here's to you. - You're amazing.
...I move on to "Pursued by Flesh-Eating Huron Tribesmen."
... how come the muffler on my 1954 Chevy keeps making a hissing sound?
- See you next week. - I don't do that.
...I was living in an 8-by-10-foot studio apartment...