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...a life of ease and riches. Then I met Tony Bobbins.
I insist. Have a glass of champagne.
- Who are you? - I don't know.
- Tony, are you the devil? - I am not evil. I am not the devil.
You forgot the chips on our anniversary?!
How could the same thing happen to the same guy so many times?
Anyway, the point is, I was so shattered emotionally...
By the way, Clara's dad, Flea, is here also. How you doing?
- Okay. - You know, laughing leads to crying.
None of the people seen interviewed were paid for their endorsement.
- Dutch Tilt? Is he a gangster? - Dutch Tilt and his gang. I have to go.
I put on 75 pounds in two days, and I jumped from 6' 1 "to 7'2" within a week.
So how does this work, girls? Do I pay you now or in two minutes?
Okay, we're back, and we're talking with Clara...
Who's the best basketball player in the world?
... starring America's favorite answer man, Charles Manson.
When I want a light warm-up, I set the Master to "Chased By Bears."
The answer is this:
Shut up!
- Okay, you can take the ball out first. - Ready?
...so that I could burn my ex-girlfriend with my noxious saliva. Thanks, Tony.