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They say lightning can't strike 12 times...
All right, let's go to this, then. Look at that tattoo. There it is.
...but they were number one when it came to cross training.
Because he's your dad. I'm not claiming to be a great ballplayer.
...running from one place to another.
Tony Bobbins helped me let go...
By the way, I'm not just the founder of the Let Go Clinic...
Go through with what?
All right, so we're here. It's 10-6. Flea's winning by a couple points.
That's my personal guarantee to you.
People come up to me all the time and say:
Bruce Willis. Die Hard 12. Coming this Christmas to theaters everywhere.
I'm ready. I'm ready.
- What you do, it's really unbelievable. - I'm glad you like it.
Remember when we went to the mall and I bought you the pink-haired troll doll?
"Come to the store. We'll go shopping. We'll get a Christmas turkey."
I'm in charge here!
Herve, do it.
- You blow me away. - Thank you very much.
See, that's not fair. He's got...
Scalp it off. Scalp it off.
Clara, get those hands up. Get those hands up.
- Nice game, and I'm sorry. - It was great.
"How dare you take money from hundreds of thousands of people...
All right. If you win, the Red Hot Chili Peppers play The Ben Stiller Show.
Skank, it must've slipped my mind.
I'm allowed to wear a leather jacket, though, and have graffiti behind me.
Bruce Willis.
Not now, Skank. The ice cream's melting.
I should just shut my stinking trap.