Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

First step: We remove you from your relationship-tainted environment.
...and I was devastated.
Okay, all right. That's it.
The Mohican Master 2000.
...running across fields...
The Ben Stiller Show is brought to you by Tony Bobbins and the Let Go Clinic.
When you hear me, you'd better...
Sorry to pick on you guys.
Who the hell is this guy?
My wife loves you. Has a crush on you. Do me a favor, come buy her a drink.
Your coincidental appearance at every terrorist attack on Christmas Eve...
Who's this, sweetie, your sister?
- ... but don't tell him. - Hey, fellas, gotta eat your greens!
...to gain any control that I would have in my life.
...it's that sex is so much better when it's free.
Come on. What are you waiting for? Get yourself a Master.
For a challenging workout...
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- I want the Christmas coupons. - Eat me.
It's terrifying. It's frightening. It's really horrific.
Hi, my name is David Cassidy, and I'm about to tell you something...
I already got inside. I don't shut up.
- That's not my line. - Come on, do it anyway.
...I love it. - Really kind.
- Hi. - Oh, my God! It's Herve Villachaize!
...before I bite it off and spit it up there!