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and you control the Koopas and the Boos.
I'll think about it.
That's your cousin?
One, but with the talent of three.
Sorry, Evan!
And you're always smiling.
It said, "You don't know how to cut Asian hair.
♪ Yeah, I built two bears I charged it to your allowance ♪
Yeah...
And the bear says...
And so the bartender says, "Why the big pause?"
All we have to do is walk over there and...
Apology accepted.
♪ I'mma call you Wedgie Huang ♪
And now you're going to want to take my picture.
I mean, look at this mess.
You can do this. I believe in you.
Having a clean slate is an important part
Plus, it's a good haircut.
How did you get this?
It's Chinese New Year, and you wanted to start clean.
See, what did I tell you? Isn't Reuben the best?
♪ Just don't ask me to leave ♪
Who is that?
Oh. Thank God you're here.
Me?
I asked for a "Randy," and he gave me a "Brad."