Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

YOU GUYS PROBABLY SPEND A LOT OF TIME TOGETHER.

THE PLACE WHERE YOU GOT THE SCARF WITH THE BOWS ON IT.

"JAH GLORY" BY TOOTS BAMBAATAA,

HOW WAS CALIFORNIA?

HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON? I JUST GOT A CALL FROM KIRK.

YOU BRING AN ENEMY COFFEE CUP

LIKE I WAS JUST SITTING AROUND MY HOUSE,

THAT THE CITIZENS OF STARS HOLLOW

AND HE'S OVER THERE SEEING HER, HOW IS THAT OKAY?

WHAT? PERHAPS IT DIDN'T HAPPEN.

WE'RE GOING OUT TONIGHT,

YES, IT WAS TELLING YOU

IF YOU PUT IT IN THE BOX LIKE I TOLD YOU TO,

I WAS AT THIS PLACE CALLED THE FARMERS MARKET,

THE WORST THAT WOULD HAPPEN IS SHE WOULD RUN INTO HER ROOM

WHERE'S THE REST OF YOUR BURGER? I ATE IT.

SAY THAT AGAIN SLOWER AND WITH YOUR PANTS OFF.

AND YOU ENDED UP?

[ DINGING STOPS ]

A CONTESTANT THEY WOULD BE --

AND LOOK, I GOT THEM DONE

I PACKED MY CLOTHES, AND I GAVE MY MOTHER MY KEY,

THEY WOULD ONLY GIVE ME HALF OF WHAT IT WAS WORTH.

I WANT TO GO TO THE CUTE PLACE.

APPARENTLY, I'M NOT. APPARENTLY, I NEVER THINK.

YES, EVERYTHING IS FINE. LOTS OF SUNSHINE.

SO I FIGURED, "WHY NOT?"

WE OUT OF PLASTIC?

He wanted me to leave with him, blow off Robert.

GOOD. THAT'S GOOD. ME TOO.

WHAT'S HIS LAST NAME? DO YOU THINK I'M MAKING HIM UP?

HE'S AFRAID OF YOU.

GO WHERE? YOUR PLACE, MY PLACE.

OH, KIRK, JEEZ!

YOU CAN'T FOLLOW THROUGH WITH ANYTHING --

YOU'RE GOING TO SEE LORELAI TONIGHT, AREN'T YOU?

I LIVE WITH MY MOTHER.

BUT I ALWAYS HAD IT THERE IN MY BACK POCKET.

IT'S COLLEGE. WHAT THE HELL'S THAT MEAN?

IN MY CASE, LITERALLY.

CANDY BARS, COOKIE DOUGH, CANNED FROSTING.

DO YOU HAVE THE MASTER KEY TO A STARBUCKS?

THERE ARE NO MORE CLOTHES OUT THERE FOR ME.

AND A MAN CAME UP TO ME AND ASKED IF I WOULD LIKE

SO IF SHE HAPPENS TO HAVE AN ANEURYSM

I THINK WE'RE NEAR THE FINISH LINE.

WANT SOME COFFEE?

WHAT'S THAT? MY PRETTY, PRETTY FACE.

NO, WE'RE GETTING ICE CREAM.

IT'S OKAY, BUT WHY DIDN'T HE ASK ME?

THERE'S NO WAY TO COMPETE WITH THAT.

MY MOM CARD'S LOOKING A LITTLE FLIMSIER,

THAT IF I REALLY WANT TO MOVE TO THE NEXT LEVEL WITH LULU

AND SHE LOOKS ABOUT MY SIZE,

LOSER PAYS? WHEN DID WE AGREE ON THAT?

JUST IN CASE HE DOESN'T HAVE TIME TO GET THE KITCHEN,

I DIDN'T KNOW YOU KNEW ROBERT.

AND YOU PROBABLY SLEEP OVER AT EACH OTHER'S HOUSES.

TONY KUSHNER'S MUSICAL -- AND IT WAS AMAZING.

I ONLY HAVE 15 MINUTES. YOU'RE GONNA MAKE YOURSELF SICK.

THAT THEY DIDN'T GET BACK TOGETHER?

I REMEMBER PERFECTLY.