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OH, THE DINING ROOM LOOKS BEAUTIFUL.
I HAD AN IMAGINARY GIRLFRIEND
LOOK, IT'S TOO LATE.
SHE'S ACTUALLY KIND OF A MESS RIGHT NOW,
RICHARD WENT THROUGH A GREAT DEAL OF TROUBLE,
DEAD EXTRA NUMBER TWO. BRILLIANT, MY FRIEND.
NICE TO BE HERE.
WITH YOU? THAT WAS THE PLAN, YES.
YOU'RE JUST GIVING THIS THING AWAY.
IN THE MORNING WITH THE CARAMEL UNSWIRLED
I JUST DON'T BELIEVE IT. DON'T WORRY, EMILY.
I MEAN, LOOK AT IT. I JUST MAY BUY IT MYSELF.
OF HOOKING UP THINGS TO LOCAL SEWER LINES.
LET'S HIT THE KITCHEN.
ALL RIGHTY. I HAVE TO GO MAKE THE ROUNDS.
AND THE CONTESTANTS HAD TO GET UP AT THE CRACK OF DAWN,
IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE AT ALL.
WHAT? I ALWAYS DO THIS.
HURRY, PLEASE.
WELL, THAT HAPPENS.
AND SLAM THE DOOR AND BLAST THE JAM.
OH, WELL, ACTUALLY --
A SUPER-COLOSSAL HINDRANCE TO US ALL, OKAY?
WHERE'S IT LEADING?
[ MUTTERING ]
IT'S IN VELVET.
* IF YOU NEED
YOU'RE LUCKY I'M BACK IN YOUR LIFE,
HE'S SITTING OVER THERE WITH A GIRL.
HE NEVER DID FOLLOW THROUGH
I HAVE SOMETHING I WANT TO SAY.
AND PUTTING YOUR RELATIONSHIP BACK TOGETHER!
I WAS SURE. I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT.
* OOH-OOH, OOH-OOH-OOH
WHEN I EVER PLAYED THE MOM CARD,
IF SHE DOESN'T WANT TO HEAR IT,
THE GUESTS MUST HAVE SWIPED THEM.
SOMEONE ORDERED THE LAST PIECE.
YOU'VE GOT TO LEARN HOW TO USE THIS THING,
OH, NO, YOU DON'T. GET ME A ROCK.
HEY, COULD YOU ASK EDDIE TO GET THE MARTINS A CAR?
HELLO, RORY. HELLO, GRANDMA.
AND THE BOLO TIE, I SAY THAT'S YOUR MAN.
BUT I ASKED YOU TO SAVE ME A PIECE OF BOYSENBERRY PIE.
[ DOOR OPENS, CLOSES ]
KIRK? YOU'RE KICKING HIS ASS.
OH, RIGHT, WELL, HE MUST HAVE MADE QUITE AN IMPRESSION.
WHERE ARE WE GOING? LOGAN?
WELL, I'M SORRY IF YOU'RE FEELING RIPPED OFF.
AND EVERYBODY THERE TALKS EXACTLY LIKE ME.
OH, RIGHT, IT'S COLLEGE.
ON THE DAY OF YOUR DAUGHTER'S WEDDING.
[ DOOR OPENS, CLOSES ]
BECAUSE HE LIKES TO GO TO THE LAUNDROMAT TO PICK UP WOMEN.
HE NEVER WORE THOSE RED COWBOY BOOTS AGAIN.
GET A LIFE, SOME INDEPENDENCE. GET OUT OF THERE.
KIRK, WAKE UP.
YOUR NAME AND YOUR PHONE NUMBER WOULD ALSO BE APPRECIATED.
OH, WAIT, SIR, COULD I PAY YOU
[ SIGHS ]
NO, BUT I ALWAYS --
I WENT TO PICK HER UP, THE DOOR OPENS,
'CAUSE YOU HAVE THE SKIRT. And no other ideas.
HEY, EDDIE, WILL YOU GET THESE OUT OF HERE?
LET'S CELEBRATE ANOTHER YEAR OF FINN.
I GAVE HIM SPECIFIC INSTRUCTIONS,
WE HAVEN'T HAD DRINKS YET, OLYMPIA.
OH, MY GOD. IS THAT LOGAN?
THE COSTUMES FOR THE CHRISTMAS PAGEANT,
YEAH, SHE JUST HAD A DATE TONIGHT.
I PUT AN AD ON-LINE, AND I WAS GOING TO SELL IT.
I WAS JUST WORKING LIKE CRAZY,
[ SIGHS ]
EXCUSE ME? ROBERT -- HE'S KIND OF A JERK.
I THINK WE'RE GOOD WITH THE FLOWERS.