Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

MY GOD, THAT EXPLAINS A LOT.
YOU AREN'T CAPABLE OF TAKING SIMPLE INSTRUCTIONS
NO, NOT NOW IT ISN'T.
I WISH LULU AND I COULD HAVE WHAT YOU AND LORELAI HAVE.
GET THAT COFFEE OUT OF HERE.
BECAUSE IT IS VERY POWERFUL AND WONDERFUL,
A LOT OF THEM ARE GONE.
* ANY, ANYWHERE THAT YOU TELL ME TO *
FOR MY "BACK TOGETHER WITH LUKE" DATE.
MICHEL, I WAS JUST TENSE ABOUT THE PHOTO SHOOT,
OH, OKAY, THANKS. THAT'S ENOUGH THERE.
[ CELL PHONE RINGS ]
BUT IT'S BRAND-NEW AND -- OH, WHATEVER.
THAT'S WHAT I WAS TOLD TO DO.
BUT THIS WAS IMPORTANT.
AND I DON'T WANT HALF OF THE CASH VALUE.
IT IS KIND OF COOL.
SO WHAT? I STILL HATE HIM.
SO I DID IT.
BY THE TIME ALL THIS DUST CLEARS,
OF TURTLE WAX AND HAMBURGER HELPER.
THIS IS NOT COFFEE.
SORRY, ONCE WE DELIVER THE KEYS, IT'S OUT OF OUR HANDS.
AND I SAID THINGS I SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID.
OH, HEY, DON'T SHOVEL THE RACCOON!
YOU KNOW, I MOVED THE FURNITURE
UNTIL THEN, DO US ALL A FAVOR AND SHUT UP!
LIVING-ROOM/RECEPTION AREA MIGHT BE A NICE PLACE TO START.
THEY CAN'T KICK YOU OUT OF SCHOOL FOR THIS, CAN THEY?
AND YOU LIKE THIS ROBERT, RIGHT?
JUST MAKE SURE YOU GET THE STAIRS NOW.
"I KNOW, I CAN DRIVE TO STARS HOLLOW
[ PANTING ]
IT'S FINN'S BIRTHDAY.
I DON'T THINK IT'S WHAT IS GONNA MAKE HER HAPPY.
You okay? You sound down.
SLOW DOWN. I CAN'T SLOW DOWN.
I WANT TO HEAR HOW THE BACK-TOGETHER DATE WENT.
MAN, THAT WAS HARD.
AND TAKE IT 'CAUSE SHE LIVED HERE.
[ BEEP ]
LULU!
* I WILL FOLLOW
THAT SAID THINGS LIKE, "PICK ME, BOB, I NEUTERED MY DOG."
I MEAN, YOU KNOW MOM'S NOT COMING?
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
TONY KUSHNER PLAYS CANASTA WITH YOUR MOTHER?
HE'S JUST A GUY I KNOW AT YALE, AND THERE'S A PARTY TONIGHT
Asked me to go, so I am going to go.
IT WAS CHEAP.
WHY ARE YOU NOT 450 POUNDS?
IF I WANT YOUR INPUT IN MY LIFE
RELAX, THE DAY IS STILL YOUNG.
COME ON, THE CRAZY NEED LOVE, TOO.
I GOT BOTOX.
EXCELLENT. NOW, IT'S THEMED.
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. HI.
How did he get my number?
Oh! This dress is too slutty!
I'LL SPEND THE NIGHT WITH IT, BUT WHEN I SEE IT
* OOH-OOH, OOH-OOH
* WHERE YOU LEAD, I WILL FOLLOW *
I SPELLED IT OUT FOR HIM, STEP BY STEP.
YOU'RE HERE WITH WHITNEY. I KNOW.
AND I SAID GOODBYE, AND I LEFT.
NO, I WAS JUST HOPING.
WHAT PIE? THE BOYSENBERRY PIE.
I'M NOT FOLLOWING THAT GIRL.
WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?
FROM AMERICAN TRAVEL MAGAZINE
IT'S JUST -- IT'S NOT RORY.
KIRK, WHAT YOU DOING HERE?
DO YOU THINK IT WAS EASY FOR ME TO COME TO YOU?
SO IT'S FINE. WE BOTH AGREED.
[ DOORBELL RINGS ]
"LIVELY UP YOURSELF" BY THE FAMILY ZIGZAG,
MICHEL, YOU HAD "$100,000" FLASH UNDER YOUR FACE,
ME? YES, YOU.
HELLO, LOGAN.
ESPECIALLY WHEN IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE TAKING YOUR LIFE
WE DON'T WANT TO HEAR WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY.
AND LEAVE EVERY CENT TO A PARROT NAMED POLLY.
[ COUGHS ]
'CAUSE IF A NEW ENTRANCE IS GONNA COST 40 GRAND,
YOU'RE SO IMMATURE. YOU'RE GONNA MAKE ME SAY IT?
HE'S SHOWING SOME PEOPLE THE MOTOR HOME.
SHE DOESN'T HAVE TO TAKE IT.