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FOR THIS TOP-OF-THE-LINE,
I WROTE IT ALL DOWN
REALLY?
I'M GONNA SEE HER SUNDAY NIGHT.
And since then, by the way, Logan has called twice today.
AND YOU NEVER EVEN CALLED HERB SMITH.
THE ORNAMENTS FOR THE FIRELIGHT FESTIVAL.
I HEARD IT'S A FABULOUS BOOK AND SO TRUE.
Together: ONE OF THE TOP 10 INNS IN CONNECTICUT.
THEY JUST ASKED YOU TO BE ON? YES.
OH! THIS DRESS IS TOO SLUTTY.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
OKAY, ENJOY YOUR DAY.
WHAT IS THIS? "REGGAE FEVER"?
THEY KEEP PLAYING THAT SAME SONG OVER AND OVER AND OVER.
OH, GREAT IDEA. WE ARE PROUD OF OUR EXTERIORS.
I DIDN'T THINK IT WAS COMING TODAY. YOU DIDN'T THINK, PERIOD.
SORRY TO KEEP EVERYONE WAITING.
OH, SEE, WASN'T THAT FUN? TOTALLY.
OKAY, GATHER AROUND. I BROUGHT GIFTS.
I'M NEVER HERE EARLY ENOUGH.
SELLING NOTHING BUT GIANT BUTTERFLY NETS,
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?
LOOK AT YOU -- AN ARMFUL OF BAGS
I TOLD HIM I CAME WITH ROBERT
I'M HAVING A GOOD TIME, TOO.
* ANYWHERE THAT YOU TELL ME TO
NOW. RIGHT NOW!
TAKE OFF THEIR PINS AND START TO HEAL --
OH, GEE, I MUST HAVE LEFT THAT ON YOUR VOICE MAIL, TOO.
CALL ME AFTER.
SO, THEN, SUNDAY? PICK YOU UP AT 8:00.
YOU'RE WEARING SUNGLASSES INSIDE?
BYE, RORY.
WANTING TO BE ABLE TO TALK ABOUT LOGAN AND HER LIFE,
[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]
SO?
EVERYBODY KNOWS YOU CAN'T MENTION ANYTHING TO KIRK.
OH, CUTE, CUTE.
I WAS WONDERING IF YOU'D LIKE TO GO.
HUH.
I DON'T THINK THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I SAID.
HE DOES LOOK STUPID, DOESN'T HE?
YOU HAVE A MAGICAL LIFE, AND YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW IT.
[ DOOR OPENS, CLOSES ]
WOW, DID YOU SEE THAT?
COMPLETE AND TOTAL TURNAROUND.
MY OVER $100,000 IN CASH AND PRIZES.
[ DOOR OPENS ]
OH!
YES, BUT I WANT IT TO BE HIS IDEA TO COME AND GET IT.
The dress is fine. The person in it, however --
AND FIVE COPIES OF "HE'S JUST NOT THAT INTO YOU"?
NOW, COME ON, GO GET YOUR MONEY.
JUDGING FROM THE SNORES,
THEY CAN AFFORD TO BE OUT OF A FEW COCOA PUFFS.
BUT THAT'S GONNA COST ABOUT $40,000
* I WILL FOLLOW WHERE YOU LEAD
SO, HOW ABOUT THAT DRINK?
THEY'RE CUTE.
SHE BELONGS ON TOP OF A CHRISTMAS TREE.
ABOUT THE THOUGHT OF A NEW LIFE --
MY MOTHER WON'T MOVE OUT.
YOU DID GO TO HER, JUST LIKE I TOLD YOU TO.
I'M SURE SHE'LL COME AROUND EVENTUALLY.
IS THAT HE WOULD HAPPILY ENTERTAIN ALL OFFERS
OKAY, THAT'S GOOD TO HEAR. SO?
YOU CAN EAT THE PEARS WITH A SPOON.
* FEELIN' LONELY AND SO COLD *
WHY WON'T YOU COME TO FRIDAY DINNER?