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Come on. I gotta give mine too.
When my father was in his position...
I never want to hear that song again.
How your daughter made out at Bowdoin.
Okay? Forget it.
You think I started this life ten minutes ago?
It's your ball. You make the rules.
What?
Is this guy for real or what? We're fucking piss boys?
That envelopes two Cs shy
- Christopher, say hi to Davey Scatino. - How you doing?
Gudren?
Tony, did I do something to insult you?
- So, what do you think? - There's a resemblance.
Who do you like?
Six of clubs.
Admission is extremely selective.
- Where's the wife? - She's home.
What do you say?
Closing the lights...
You understand.
Hey, you don't have to explain business to me.
- Know how many jockstraps I sell? - Not enough for this game.
The guy owed me money, and he did the right thing offering the car.
...as opposed to during the performance.
I'm gonna let you sleep one day.
Silvio thinks he said something else.
- I gotta get one of them belly bombs. - Have I said "fuck you" yet?
In the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Ghost. Amen.
Past is the past. This is the present.
Send that guy out so I can talk to him.
He's a pisser, this kid.
But I don’t want to see your faces on Twitter and clickbait sites bashing your old music until
Sharp as a fuckin cue ball
She's like a woman with a ham, crying the blues because she has no bread.
- I'm wearing a vest. - Oh, yeah?
You know, the big one.
Christ was the first to rise from the dead...
He'll go where his mother says, like his old man.
They didn't care what you bought if you don't pay all at once.
Some are so far behind in a race they believe they're leading.
Sharp as a fucking cue ball
- How's the family? - Not bad, Paulie.
Count this ciucio out another dime.
Like a pimp says to his hoes, keep ‘em cummin’
I just want to go and rip his throat open.
Now we're talking about 30 years ago.
Yeah, no problem.
You slow-rolled me. What were you doing to that hand?
- What are you talking about? - You're his responsibility.