Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

As senior officer,

Ever tell you about the time

I'll open the door, and you shoot.

I've been at sea for 40 years.

I've commanded entire ships.

I didn't go looking

Oh, wait, I'm afraid you don't understand.

captain's table tonight, aren't you?

I don't... It's all right.

You write a poem every other day,

But, uh, when you're scrounging for your daily pasta,

Before I do, I-I...

I came to apologize.

Well, what are we waiting for?

you write me every day.

By the way, I'm P.J. Muldoon.

are the ones we try to pick up, right?

for some total stranger

Now, you see how easy it was

All right, all right.

I'll set him adrift in a lifeboat.

You know it, baby. Ha!

We didn't win the big war sittin' in our cabins.

Dial somebody and tell 'em there's a dog in my room.

Well, why don't we sit down,

Are you all right? I'm fine.

I was hoping you'd be here tonight.

Oh, the hell with my cabin.

He had curls down to here.

Yeah, and I went to sea to get away from all that.

Very well, captain.

Are you, indeed?

Oh, okay, I'll...

Where is Captain Stubing?

Well, uh, do you know what frequency we work on?

Dogs aren't allowed on board.

Seems you run a tight ship, Stubing.

Ladies and gentlemen.

Because somewhere along the line, it...

Oh, Frank, I love you too!

since a cruise ship has been attacked

I'll bet he has a good time once he comes out of his shell.

to pipe you aboard, sir.

Oh, I wish you all the best.

It's rotten, right?

Did he eat it yet?

They're never gonna believe this at the office.

It's all right, it's all right.

I'm proud to have you sailing in my fleet.

Right. Come on, Mother.

Men do it all the time. Mm-hm.

Carry on, kids.

Now you tell me. Um...

It's small, but it's not as stuffy

People fall in love every night,