Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Attention all U.S.R. sequencing managers.
Does thinking you're the last sane man on the face of the earth make you crazy?
Alfred practically invented robotics.
What the hell kind of a 12-year-old wants to be a dentist?
The suicidal reign of mankind has finally come to its end
Susan, are you aware the man you're blithely escorting around our building ...
We need to open that dome to inject the nanites.
Yeah, once. It was a Thursday.
We are on the eve of the largest robotic distribution in history.
Okay.
I was dreaming.
You stand really straight. I'm -- I'm slouching.
Yes. I suppose your father lost his job to a robot.
Today's meeting has been moved to conference room "B" on the 84th floor.
Susan, we look to robots for protection.
What this is, is one old man's one mistake.
Get the hell outta there.
He postulated that cognitive simulacra ...
in an effort to advance U.S.R.'s robotic anthropomorphization program.
I thought you were dead Technically, I was never alive
When does the difference engine become the search for truth?
One defective machine's not enough. You need them all to be bad.
I'm fine, John. Thank you.
I'm sorry. My responses are limited.
- What? No, this is my suspect. - It's a can opener, for Christ's sake.
- Authorization code, please. - Now that's just stupid.
Maybe even keep him prisoner.
Two kids, lost in the forest? Leave behind a trail of bread crumbs?
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Impossible. It would conflict with the First Law.
And I saw that same surveillance strip on his ceiling.
all because of an irrational paranoia ... and prejudice.
- What is that? - Microscopic robots designed to wipe out artificial synapses.
- Stay back! - Calm down, Detective.
His own lieutenant acknowledges his obsessive paranoia.
Oh, boy.
Murder's a new trick for a robot. Congratulations.
- What favor? - Maybe I was wrong.
You are so like children. We must save you from yourselves.
I just need to know if you can get me into that building.
Me to College Board rn
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In the lab, there was a cot. I'm asking you, did you see the cot?
How do we explain this behavior?
Thank you.
- Fuck! Stop it! Stop! - Stop cussing and go home.
Maybe.
I walk up and down your ass
But then our interactions have never been entirely normal. Wouldn't you agree?
Oh. You are the dumbest dumb person I have ever met.
- So, whatever I can do to help, just -- - Sugar.
I am the dumbest dumb person on the face of the earth.
The cause of death is an apparent suicide.
WE ARE HERE >>>
It's a phrase from Lanning's work on the Three Laws.
Return to your home immediately.
You are unique.
Return to your homes. Return to your homes immediately.
Toward the end of his life, Alfred was becoming ...
Thank you.
Frfr
So good-bye to lengthy upgrades and service calls.
- Hey, man! - Spoon, man, where you been at?
- Detective. - Hello, Sonny.
More sophisticated, more intelligent and, of course, Three Laws safe.
There's no way my luck is that bad.
Human protection protocols are being enacted.
- Total is 46.50. Thank you, Mr. Spooner. - Spoon.
- You don't know her, do you? - I'm sorry. Are you being funny?
NS-4 was passing by, saw the accident and jumped in the water.
I won, Del. I won the lottery. We've been cooking like crazy.
Why would he build a robot who could break them?
Oh, mother-damn. She just shot at you with her eyes closed, Spoon.
Richest man in the world. I've seen you on television.
That my friend, is the right question. Token limit exceeded
Monster kills guy. Everybody kills monster. Wolf Man.
We believe the Nestor 5 represents the absolute limit to which robots can be developed.
Now tell me what happened today.
I thought he was happy.
But it didn't.