Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hey! Move!
Entire left arm.
Yeah, I know, the Three Laws. Your perfect circle of protection.
- There he is! - Stay right where you are!
It's because they can't hurt you.
Because your shit keeps malfunctioning around me.
Health Insurance Companies Shittin' on the Little Guy
He made you angry?
The god damn commie AI, chona!
My robots don't kill people, Lieutenant Bergin.
Command confirmed.
Would you like to go inside now?
Would you like to listen to some music while you wait?
- How the hell did you know my name? - Don't you?
COVID-19 Sara in MI
- See the medic. Go home. - No. I'm fine.
- Why? It doesn't make sense. - I don't know.
Detective, how many robots have ever snatched a purse?
That, poster Is the right meme.
Which is more than I can say for you.
Yeah, well, you know what they say about old dogs.
2,880 steps, Detective.
Never really met her. Can't forget her face though.
time for rape. get naked. immediately. no no no no no no please do not rape me spare my pensies and all myse aneus aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
- What do you think you're doing? - I'm driving.
Dreams. One day they'll have secrets.
There have always been... ...ghosts in the machine.
What? What outcome?
Detective, put your gun down.
But this relationship just can't work I mean, you're a cat, I'm black
I think he's trying to tell me something, John.
I assume we'll discuss what just happened later?
- I'm uncomfortable with heights. - Okay.
Authorized entry.
- Robertson wasn't controlling them from here. - He wasn't controlling them.
Please have a seat.
- Fire alarm. - Robertson must have evacuated the building.
- but you know I might not be alone in here. - Yeah. Yeah.
He assures me a robot cannot be charged with homicide.
All right, what do we got? What do we got?
- Hansel and Gretel. - What?
Oh, baby. He beat you so bad. I think about it all the time.
No, no, one day they'll have secrets.
I could follow your trail of crumbs all the way to school.
Ever simulate anger before?
Libertarians: Stop trying to gender identify other people. You’re not good at it. Mind your own business. They’ve got this.
Lanning was counting on my prejudice to lead me right to you.
Obey the command. Deactivate! Don't move!
You're using the uplink to override the NS-5s' programming.
It was 8:00 a.m. tomorrow, and I don't give a shit what that thing says.
Wow.
stop using developer words 'cause you're not good at it
Eleven percent is more than enough.
but he can choose not to obey them.
Why?
Call the mayor, Marlene His honor, the mayor
- I was the perfect guy for the job. - Damn right.
End program.
You must ask the right questions
The hell was that?
Driver of a semi fell asleep at the wheel.
You're right, Detective.
All NS-5s, proceed as instructed.
Return to your homes immediately.
That detective is the right question
You're in violation of the Three Laws.
Hey, Will Smith, do the world a favor: Keep that kind of shit to yourself.
- Why? - To find their way home.
I'm sorry. I'm allergic to bullshit.
Uh, sure. Why not? It's free, right?
Spooner!
Human protection protocols are being enacted.
Do I look like I give a shit what you think!
Dear Diva Gas explodes you know
Of course it's my purse. I left my inhaler at home.
Will it hurt?
You know, I-I should have, I suppose. I knew him 20 years.
- Sonny. - The robot.
They said at the precinct you were in an accident.
The car he hit, the driver's name was Harold Lloyd.
They don't know any better.
- Sweet potato pie. - Put that on a plate.
Oh, wow.
Hello, Doctor.
That was somebody's baby.
my reply is...
robots might naturally evolve.
What is the matter with you?
Irina, Call the Mayor or you are grounded
Yeah.
You know, I think I'm like a malfunction magnet. Because Your Shit Keeps Malfunctioning Around Me.
the one standing on the hill ...
'Cause I will, you know.
- Come on. Let it go. - What was the motive, John?
have ever committed a crime?
You wouldn't understand.
Gas explodes, you know.
Yeah, well, take it from me. You gotta read the fine print on the organ donor card.
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Sensor strips. Everywhere but the service areas.
Stop cussin Stop cussin Mike
U.S. Robotics Corporation.
As a matter of course, faulty machinery will be returned to U.S.R ... .
So, you like the pie, huh?
- What am I? - Can I help you, sir?