Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

then I need to take action.

"World-class Caltech physicist seeking girlfriend.

And we've seen the prize.

is an educated, intelligent woman who shares my interests

Ah, well, what's this? A pot of oatmeal?

Now that I'm looking for my next girlfriend,

I'm just a harmless little girl

What's he like?

Are you telling the truth?

But... let's not discuss Sheldon.

Are we gonna be much longer?

I think the quickest way to find you a new girlfriend

That's too bad.

she has nothing better to do on a Saturday night.

Off the top of my head? Uh, prospective women

Okay, never mind.

So we can focus on our work again

I'm a little jealous of the people who get to do it.

I'm really sorry.

to figure out why my wife always smelled of croissants.

Do you know him?

Well, I wouldn't coitus her with your genitals.

at the last possible moment.

it's your third date-- maybe you could go more sexy.

You know what they say: opposites attract.

No one ever bought me drinks at a bar

You're a weird little guy.

He didn't mean that.

What more do you need?

And you're afraid it'll do a better job than you?

Did you kiss him yet?

Well, by that logic,