Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Okay. Uh, goodbye. Mwah.
- A what? - One week off from marriage.
Do you have a shot count?
All right, here we are.
Britney's? No way, those are like Baja miles.
How come Mommy doesn't wear a bikini anymore?
This is tricky because, obviously, getting a blow job from a guy, you know, is bad...
Wasn’t a question
Hey, girl.
Smooth sailing.
This hall pass.
Another thing? After you've lost your parents' money...
Oh, my God.
I can grant you this wish and make like it never happened.
Hmm.
- Where nothing is good - Shh, shh, shh.
Good night. Thank you.
Oh. This fucking guy.
What kind of gif maker do you use
Jump up.
You fucking kidding me?
Yeah!
Whoa. Greased Lightning, take your foot off the gas. These things take time.
No, no, she did.
I'll fucking kill you! Come here!
And they danced
It's not the way you think. it's more like a curse. it's something you can't help.
Oh, my God!
He came over last night. Drank some wine.
- I'll tell you this. I do remember this. - What's up with this shit?
That seems a little stiff.
- No, you weren't. - Yeah, I was.
You are not getting a hall pass. So you can cut the bullshit.
Then she gives that tiny little pelvic arch thrust...
I sent him home. He's fine now.
- We're on the sixth hole. - They're cutting.
You dip them in water, heat them up, and put them on pressure--
Ah, ah, ah.
They've actually got a bar there, so I always grab a beer after my workout.
Shake it, shake it, Mama You the one for me
Licky like a sexy ear
Come on. Guys, come on, let's go. Let's pick it up.
It's a principle in psychology which says...
All right.
...but it didn't really bother me. it actually felt good.
Hey, genie, can you make my dick work?
Licky like a tangerine
You said Jeffy’s a bad boy? You’re a bad boy!
Well, are you gonna throw up?
Well, you know, she's a good kid. She's a good kid and I do what I can for the kids.
Where?
"I started wondering, who is he gonna be thinking about when we're having sex?"
- The whole thing is just embarrassing. - Stop it.
- Answer Flats. - What's the question?
- Up for it? - Yeah.
I'm legal now.
I like you too, Gerry.
...because of some bullshit agreement you had with your wife?
"That Woman Needs Something In Her Mouth."
...this internet dating thing is.
You're kidding. You don't-- You've never done that before?
- Yes. - Whoo!
Wow.
Well, if that's what you're getting at I'm not gonna say no.
- Huh? - it's called the reactance theory.
- Okay, now we got two of them. - I don't care!
Wait a second, wait. Where's Coakley?
Pound it.
It's just...
I'm just a /icky girl
Fucking hell.
Here comes Tweedledee and Tweedledum.
They've just added this porch.
...and they begin to believe that if not for you...
Okay.
Got him, like, looking like Thurston Howell too. Eh ....
Look, I saw her car in the parking lot. I know she's here.
Oh, God.
I won. Uh.
Can you believe all the talent here today?
I'm just saying, that is very cool.
And I know Hogwarts right here would pay more.
Cheezborger need to peeing on bush. Hold on for a second. Aah!!! I’m not selfish anymore! I’m peeing on bush!
Yeah, me too.
Besides, if you pay for golf you get full access to the resort, including the pool bar.
Hog-Head, please, man. You don't have $7500.
- Thank you, Eddie. - Ha, ha. Hey, Dad.
- Well-- Kind of-- - We-- Sort of--
Oh, my God.
I thought when we got married that it would stop, but it doesn't. it's just-- it's there.
- Okay. Mm. - Very nice seeing you.
What, is that your adult voice? That would be inappropriate, Paige.
...they just want to do it more than ever.
- Still married. - Oh, is she? Great. I'm glad it worked out.
I'm thinking she'll remember it, and it gets a little bit complicated...
...then the whole concept is dead.
Mm.
Gary was talk-- Who was he talking about it to?
Jump up.
Will I see again?
- Oh! - Whoa.
Well, come on, Flats, I can't very well bring a bunch of models back to my place.
Huh?
Tres showing up at the OCC driving range tomorrow
When an eight surrounds herself with less attractive women...
So I guess the real question becomes...
Hey, where are the guys?
Guys, attempt to be cool.
Can I get a rub-and-tug and finish off with a tea bag, please?
But also, what they've just put in is a new bike trail--
I really don't like kids.
No, it wasn't.
I mean, it's cute, but it's really sad.
We didn't know what was going on because he came in through the window.
Did we skip five holes?
Came close, but kids were awake when we got home.
I'm just saying, maybe a little freedom would be good for them, and for you.
Why would I need a hall pass, huh? I got you!
I say we, uh, tie a bow on it and put her to bed.
Never occurred to you that the wife and three kids...
People that know us just a little bit. Like in a casual surface-y kind of way.
She walked by and I glanced back for like half a second.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice
- What the hell took you so long? - I couldn't find my umbrella.
Sure.
- Wanna near something funnier? - Yeah.
What are you doing, man? Come on.
I only got one shot at this, all right?
The floors are French limestone and the counter tops are Brazilian granite.
We're getting cut on by the Joy Luck Club.
No.
When I got my fully loaded Honda Pilot, I didn't go around bragging about it, did I?
Hey Matt. Even with a boner, this guys willy looks tiny compared to yours
When they don't know us that well.
- What can I get you? - Can I get three tequila shots, please?
Wait a second, you wanna quit?
- Are you okay? - I don't wanna get into all the details...
I'm kidding. A joke. Come on.
...or, like, see Kathy Griffin in concert.
Uh, well, I don't really squat. I just run on the hamster wheel after work every day.
They all went out to some party. Come on in.
They said she was in a oar accident and they took her to the hospital.
Oh, yeah.
The end.