Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Are you kidding? He wears one of those things...
No, no, no. You know, I'd prefer no paper trail.
When does yours begin?
No! Brent!
How do you know those aren't her friends?
You're gonna be okay. Just take a couple breaths.
What is taking this dude so long?
Uh, to who? Because you know what? The last that I checked...
That's what we should do, then. We should get drunk.
Mr. Searing? You pick up other day. No more clothes here.
Hi.
And behind that wall, the war room. A 300-square-foot humidor.
If Maggie and Grace find out that we can't get laid on our own...
- Whoo! - Wow.
Dude, where's my golf cart?
...from the show I'm about to put on for you.
I think a safe room is a bit over-the-top.
Very disappointing
We're a couple of show ponies aren't we?
I'll just be a second.
But please, I am begging you...
Okay, boys, you're on the clock now.
- Fred. - Hello.
Rick, you can’t even tell me the month that you lost your virginity.
Grim Tales Outcast
- I feel bad for Ed Jr. - Mm-hm.
...so I'm thinking it could speed up the process.
Wow.
No, no,no.
- No. - Heh.
- Guys, we're in here! - They can't hear you.
What are you doing?
The least she could do is lend a sympathetic ear.
I get my weather from that site.
- On the vagina. - Ooh.
- Hey, Rick. - How you doing?
We're gonna have a belly-flop contest in the pool. You all can be judges.
- Good. What are they? - Let's be honest.
What do you squat?
- Oh, wow, look at this place. - Pretty good, huh?
. .
You think I give a shit, pudge boy?
You know what I mean.
If you decide to join, tell them Leigh sent you and I'll get two free months.
- They're nice, yeah? - Yep.
But that one game where we had a couple fans in the stands, we played even better.
Oh, yeah. I'm sorry. She's fine. She just broke her nose.
- What the hell is this? - Get in here, you're gonna love this.
It's like a week off from marriage.
Oh, wait! Rick, Rick, Rick. Good luck with Mags.
I mean, I thought that was just gonna be a teenage thing, right?
And what is this new expression, words hurt?
No, I'm Rick.
Look, you're a great guy, Gerry.
The deep freeze is over.
They love sex.
So is this guy like your boyfriend or something?
Hello?
I'm giving you a hall pass.
When I see a 727 and DC-9 leave 10 min apart in 2022.
Ed. Britney.
Hey, if you get a chance, please pound Ed's potato for me.
Creep into my head I'm young again
No. Those are my kids.
- Um .... - Please.
Gr some Frankinopoulos monster where he combines his favorite parts of all of them?
Where you're looking. It was your air space.
Good night, Paige.
Oh, hi, Emi. Why are you so mad? I am so mad, Jeffy! Because I change our voice!
Um, well, seriously, though, thanks for everything.
Really? Are you--? You okay?
- He's coming through the back. - What's up, assholes?
I wanted to watch you guys pick up chicks, not talk about dicks.
- How about you pay now. - No. Guys ....
- I'll get you signed right up. - Okay.
Wow. You must've really pushed her to get her to this point.
you are about to enter the courtroom of judge joosy jew. the people are cakes the rulings are judy the cases are shiendalin. this is judge deewyyu.
For God's sakes, at least take a couple of swings.
Well, kind of. You made me drive around town for two hours, remember?
Right. Right.
Thank you.
Hi Matt he looks small compared to you!
What is this, amateur hour?
- Hey, guys. Hi. - That's why he wears a tie.
All right.
Bless you, doctor.
- Just everyone at the barbecue. - What?
Well, I thought you'd like to watch a movie in a minivan.
You guys choose them yourself or they come from Corporate?
Oh, Leigh, are you gonna grab a brew-ski after your workout?
Talk to her? Fred, now what do you want, a pen pal or a poon pal?
- I'm going deep with it. Five grand. - Oh!
He thinks I'm 32.
Why are you guys staying at a hotel?
Mike's B'day thought for Marisa Enjoy your day!!!
Go, go, go. Get down.
No, I didn't get a fucking shot count.
Look, this isn't just about her cock blocking me.
Honey, you and I
To tie back the hands of time
Mac waking up on the fifth floor after passing out from heat exhaustion., William Boone & Mike waking him up....
- What the fuck is this? - My husband!
Hey, what's with the helmet?
One sec.
Um, hmm.
Well, I have a great wife...
Brian looks like admiral Dipshit!
chicks dig motorcycles. Come on.
Mother?
He says we took way too much!
You know, we've got the whole week, so ....
...and don't wanna use your tongue, so you use fingers and smack your lips.
No. No, she hates baseball.
Hey, be nice.
CockGobblers.com
We're only supposed to eat, like, a quarter of a brownie each!
Oh, this fucking guy
- It's probably jacked up on bricks now. - Gary, you're being paranoid.
- Mommy? - Mm-hm.
Go on.
I just talked with Maggie's dad and he was saying...
Brent?
They're too needy. Plus, it's usually smart to get married if you're gonna have kids...
Here we go.
When I was in college I was right where you are.
Rick and Fred are like a couple of domesticated cats scratching at the door.
R-O-C-K IN THE USA, OR WHATEVER THEY SAY
- Whoo! Mm. - The spirits doth floweth.
Oh, silly Daddy got the monitors mixed up.
...take my girl and then get away with it?
Look, most married men have very foggy memories of their single days...
Hey, honey. We better get a move on. We gotta meet up with Fred and Grace soon.
- it'll take all the fun out of it. - Ha, ha.
Let's keep the office clean.
Am I scaring you, asshole?
Hey, I guess I'm gonna see you at the housewarming party next weekend.
- A what? - A hall pass. A week off from marriage.
I know. You were my first.
- Frankinopoulos. You're Greek, right? - My ex-husband is.
- How long would you have to make out? - Ten minutes.
- Really? - Yeah.
How long do you think you're gonna be?
Yeah. Sure thing, Leigh.