Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Where's Slater? - Iowa by now. Who knows?

Because he always talked a big game.

You're not saying this so we don't kill you?

I wanna be with you, Stefan, but I need to wake up...

- You have a friend? - Heh, heh.

- She's with Damon, isn't she? - Ew. No.

I'm sorry, but I can't tell you.

- Uh, why? - Why what?

Yes, he can get it. What next?

I'm sorry about today.

Caroline told you.

He wanted to drain every single drop of blood from my body.

Winner runs the table.

I hope Klaus sees the honor in returning that girl to him.

Look who's getting smarter.

Then why do you do it? Why are you such a good friend to me?

It's pointless to run.

- Who is he? - He's one of the originals. He's a legend.

I can't blame anyone else anymore.

I'll be the safest psychotic bitch in town.

My dad. He's not very subtle, with the whole Bennett-Salem question.

What should I be doing with my eternity?

The blood of the doppelganger. You.

UV rays can't penetrate. You see the appeal now?

I would not have let her put herself in danger.

But I'm also Elena's friend.

What's going on, Rose?

- But you're not gonna tell him. - No, of course not. He would kill you.

- It can get confusing. - Okay. Thanks, man.

No, I just... Sorry, I just...