Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

We made fake chiropractor notes.
I mean, once your thumb is up,
I don't know what that has to do with anything.
but my mom expects me to be perfect?
How do you find a sub for a sub?
and then watch you come back and pay?
Just run the speech by me, baby, let's go.
Do you know how freaking hard he would get
- What do we do? Go in the bathroom?
I've got this.
in the filing cabinets. - Oh, my God!
- Oh, wow, do you want them in the Fiesta Party Packs
we have to do something else.
Can I go check the halls for her?
- Sorry to say, sir,
[jazzy music playing over speakers]
That's how bad it is. - The reaction has been tepid.
if you're old enough to drink beer.
What would the janitor do?
- I mean, as a kid,
- He doesn't speak English, but yes, I flew him in.
Good news, principal. I found the money.
- Oh, please! No one respects me!
He was slapping himself and just, like, freaking out
- ...can't see what my hands are doing, though.
- Oh, no. - Hector's on his way.
to become treasurer.
- Well, you're really unreliable sources,
- What? - The clock is ticking,
- Leasing offers for a Dodge Durango?
- Guys, we're not driving a bus, obviously.
and get in their vehicle.
You're not creepy enough. Keep it moving.
- You should not be a bus driver.
- Oh, no, don't turn around. What are you doing?
I'm Mr. Shifrin.
and I apologize for my appearance."
Are you feeling okay, Dakota?
He just glued stuff together.
- Hey, hi. - Hey.
but he's not comfortable
- Gelato clearly exists.
- Woah, guys, look. - Oh, my God.
- Sorry to interrupt. We got a disaster on our hands.
- They're gonna talk about us for generations.