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-What? Why? -She is requesting it.
"Yeah. Yeah, you look pretty good.
-Shit. -(door opens)
That wasn't my drink.
And I still slap on a fat suit night after night
when we stumbled onto the Big Bang theory.
And some decent underwear.
so he was just like, "Yeah, that'll fit."
Look, Sophie, Miriam and I are just different, okay?
Oh, well, then you had it coming.
And the Pope fucking a three-legged duck.
Hey, relax. You have surgery today.
your daughter is one as well.
♪ And I won't forget the way ♪
"with Dutch cleanser, I see.
This guy's nothing. You can beat him.
I don't know how I got so far off that track,
There goes the next president of the United States.
♪ On a bright cloud of music ♪
I just... Never mind.
That's their job.
Very good chance. Say yes.
What?
"Yeah, haven't seen you in a long time.
Well, you know from experience, the sooner you book a hall,
♪ Shall we dance? ♪
the way you threatened violence for her.
Don't you want another one?
She's adorable.
-Of course. -If you are going to marry Miriam,
-to avoid getting caught. -I thought your curfew was 1:00.
I just need to tell you...
-Oh, dear. -It does. It's snacking.
Well, what's taking you so long?
We did it. You and me.
And-and not a normal
jump rope,
MAN: Get out of the road, asshole.
that he thought I could be duped.
Blew the fucking roof off the place.
I fucked up! I get it!
and if you've been married, you know, or are now,
Okay?
who thought they knew everything.
-Nothing. -Why are you giving me the brush-off?
the whole time in case he wanted to leave.
Make myself presentable again.
Then you can do whatever you want."
And yet here you are.
Think about that.
You're going to need a lot of closet space.
I'm broke.
pushing that boulder up that hill over and over and over.
and wait for a bus to run me over.
With Esther, Joel broke an arm.
God, this is much harder than I thought it was gonna be.
Fair enough? All right.
Um, where?
I didn't hand them over to another man.
Mommy's friend. Bathroom!
-You like it? -I love it.
(indistinct chatter over radio)
Her future spells a murky gloom.
Oh, shit. I was supposed to do that?
comedy,
-Boy or girl? -IMOGENE/MIDGE: Girl.
♪ And this will be our year ♪
-Mommy's got a friend. -Fuck you.
All right.
I'm calling on behalf of Sophie Lennon.
Plus, he said if he does say yes,
Oh, wait.
Yes, I did. I am a carpenter.
I am amazing.
(chuckles) You know I've never been to Queens?
here is a very shocking comedian,
-And I'm going to, uh... -(chuckles)
Good suit. Nice tie. Hair's fine.
♪ And this will be our year ♪
If you took a pack of wolves with stomach issues,
-No. -Dr. Ben?
You just have to keep fighting.
It's not going to work out with Bell Labs, Rose.
-Because my mother never goes to the bathroom. -That's enough.
I am totally new and completely cheap.
-You remember me? -Oh, yeah.
I know. And they want to put me on the shelf.
-Rose... -(door closes)
The whole point of the bit is she wears linen pants,
test test
Won't you come in?
And then you left me back! Figuratively speaking.