Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

♪ I gave her everything ♪

You may get married. Again.

-What did you say? -"Pregnant."

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♪ Till it's talked away ♪

Piles of it. More shit than you can imagine.

We'll find more clubs.

Third time this week I'll have to climb in my window

and locked them in your apartment for a month,

-I'm always working on something. -At the very least,

-I'm late. -Of course you're late.

That's our bread and butter now, sister.

just 'cause you're new, you're cheap.

I knew this was gonna happen.

I have dresses to buy and hats to buy

before you hand them over to another man.

That's it. I can really fix up a pad.

Threw me a couple of bucks if I ran errands,

I don't want to spend my life just drifting along.

Are you crazy? You can't say that onstage.

will come see me in A Streetcar Named Desire.

The place barely had a roof,

I'm gonna walk out in the middle of the street

He showed up by accident. It was not intentional.

Well, I can take that expertise back as fast as I gave it.

You can call me Midge.

Miss Lennon requests your presence

Okay. Let's go.

You keep fighting.

I can see, about 20 years from now.

-Oh, wait. -You did talk about me.

♪ I could tell you a lot ♪

MIDGE: Her first hand-me-down.

I will punch you right in the nose.

Anything she needs, anything the children need,

and I needed to tell you before I introduced them.

("This Will Be Our Year" by The Zombies playing)

I'm really gonna swing.

I'll go. I'm going. I just have to figure out where.

so we'll both be alone.

I need to use the bathroom.

I won't hear her moan.

-Yeah. -Oh, I'm so happy.

Now, just tell me, what can you fix and what can't you fix?

(doorbell plays a tune)

-I can just grab a cab, then. -Not what I meant.

No problem. I just got here.

I thought you had to go to the bathroom.

-It's very important that I know. -I said,

but there's a very viable man in the picture now,

-Of course you do. -I'm going to give it up.

I got it, Mrs. Moskowitz.

It's all right, Perry. She's my mother.

There is a little silver lining.

-Wait, where are we? Oh, right. -(laughter)

And you're sure he asked you to tour,

I want you to be my manager.

It's not fair to make him wait.

Oh. That's something you do?

Mr. Maisel, I am not cleaning that bathroom again.

some dreadful things.

to start retracing my steps right now.

STEVE ALLEN: So I'll tell you how we're

♪ Won't you listen to me ♪

You let a human being grow inside your stomach

♪ Took a long time ♪

♪ But to me she was so petty ♪

And in the scene,

♪ The warmth of your love's like the warmth from the sun ♪

And now you treat me like a criminal?

What? No. There's the ring. Let's go.

you have an extremely limited vocabulary.

It's better than traffic.

"You have the Diners Club, you sign for it.

I should get his people on the phone.

All right. If you must.

and he loved me and he wants me to open for him for six months.

Oh, you use the ball, right. Or cards?

Oh, that's her. That's Miriam.

♪ Like a nearsighted dog, where's the bone? ♪

But they keep going back for the kids' sake.