Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Sorry to keep you waiting, Abe.

You want to see her?

what percentage of time you spend on such hobbies,

Really? Where else are we gonna go?

We leave in two weeks and you'll need

Thank you for the vivid imagery.

♪ And I won't forget the way ♪

-Come on! -(tires squealing)

ARCHIE: Do I have stitches?

Go get some coffee, Archie.

How would you like to open for me on tour?

Told you we needed that last number.

Okay, I'll drop them off on Friday.

but I'm the one that has to eat shit?

♪ And I won't forget the way you said ♪

a pretty lady with a lot to say.

Well, her husband left her, and she's been living with us,

Three kids. It's a lot of friends.

and then came home with a spoon,

Second wedding, my ass.

Hey, don't I have an Aunt Millicent?

a fabulous traveling outfit in my head right now.

Miriam, I should tell you something.

-Joel... -Bye, pal.

You want to talk about your female parts,

That's what he said, 4:45.

Oh, now cheer up. You can still give a toast.

♪ That this kind of thing can happen ♪

I gave up my apartment, sold my car.

That's what they got you for.

Why? Who knows. That's just Miriam.

-caused 20 minutes of uncontrolled giggling. -(laughs)

Ethan, grab your bag.

Thank you so much. I'll see you next week.

Of course, it doesn't help much that I'm going bald on top.

-You're impossible. -Impossible and right.

-(sighs) -(dial tone)

and brought him back like that.

and I can assure you...

I know I fucked up, okay?

But the kids are complete nuts

and, uh, he's got the first line.

Hmm, Perry knows me better than I thought.

And I'll get a coffee table, and I'll make a door out of it.

it opens up, and they're together,

MAN 2: Come on, I got to get home.

about 55 times in seven years.

Just take a seat, please.

(buzzer sounds)

I loved that place.

Scrambled eggs and a champagne dress.

to wipe your, uh... tushie, after going to the bathroom,

That's what I just decided in a five-minute phone call.

♪ And this will be our year ♪

-Say yes. -No. -MAN: Move!

I'm spoiling for a really good fight.

JOEL: She's got a friend, a fucking...

♪ Darling, I love you ♪

I know. They'll get better.

of coming in at all, and then I did. Oh, here.

Well, I think it was my car. But, either way, it's gone.

♪ All alone ♪

and a luncheon at home with scrambled eggs.

He says I'll be gone six months.

Angry. Hostile. The same.

We have kind of a special thing going on, a connection.

-You needed to talk to me, Papa? -Yes, I've made a decision.

(chuckles) He didn't care about Sophie from Ann Arbor.

I think you should leave now.

Because I saw you on that telethon

-Here I go. -(door opens, closes)

Life is basically an all-you-can-eat shit show.

(thunder rumbling)

Mothers always win.