Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

The guy before her talked about getting dick fungus.

(Esther babbles)

And if you ever threaten my daughter again,

Go have a martini. Or you're in a hospital, take a Seconal.

I'm gonna open for Shy Baldwin.

...a little emasculated right now.

'cause they were so adjusted to that scene--

He was a great speaker.

♪ You gave me faith to go on ♪

-Oh, Joel... -You know, I have friends, too.

Against me, against my costume.

-You're gonna be a good girl? -"Good girl"?

Colombia owns our apartment, Abe.

-Midge... -I am gonna be all alone

"Where are you living?

Midge wouldn't want me to eat shit.

about all the things this little girl has to look forward to:

Four patients have already died this morning.

No big halls or lavish dinners.

Who the fuck told you that?

-You can wear champagne. -I don't want to wear champagne.

♪ Took a long time to come ♪

then I guess I'll just have to make an honest woman out of you.

Oh, God, I have to go. I told you, insane.

and one day getting pregnant and having her own baby.

(clearing throats)

♪ Oh, what joy to be all alone ♪

-Oh, shit. -Excuse me?

how religious you are, what your hobbies are,

-Joel. -Forget him.

Can you please stop talking about yourself?

I was just in the neighborhood,

You played the album in front of your daughter.

My favorite show.

I'm her manager and I get ten percent

for nine months till it's six to 12 pounds large

Did you know that I went to the Yale School of Drama?

-he's not gonna pay for it. -Yes, he will.

ETHAN: We used a urinal.

But you have to understand, I was protecting my client.

I'm gonna get a drink.

-He's aging very poorly. -That's great.

ROSE: No hall! Second wedding!

-Oh, yeah? -Mm-hmm.

Accident, my ass.

without the fabulous hair and the loincloth,

Are you going to write this down?

Cross my heart and swear to God on the life of my kids.

I thought you were a carpenter.

All right. Hey, Lenny, where's your old lady?

and Shy never would have seen me and I wouldn't be assembling

Get ready for your intro. Only he goes onstage.

♪ I don't mean maybe... ♪

and always will be accused of banter.

I don't like this side of you, Jackie.

(buzzer sounds)

Get the shipment, fire the driver. In that order.

because I spend more time on it than I do on her.

Next thing you know, I'll be reduced to doing two minutes

the club scene, maybe that's what I loved.

I've heard the phrase.

you know the scene that happens.

took him to a bar to relax him

And as I was sitting there having my nightcap,

(horns honking)

You get pregnant. Nice.

Oh, I love those walks.

I used to have purpose. I want it back.

What could possibly be the holdup?

That was Sophie Lennon summoning me to her house.

Barely enough time to get packed.

However, tonight,

-Just a little. -What did you say?

Start talking salary; I don't want him thinking

♪ You helped me up when I was down ♪

-This one? -Second wedding.

Oh, Midge, you have got to have another baby.

-And if that's true, who taught me? -I get it.

I'd say that's pretty damn attentive.

Definitely not her first.

I'm a doctor. Do you know what kind of parking spaces

"That's cool, yeah.

I say I need to think about it.