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(CHILDREN PLAYING IN DISTANCE)
Hell yeah. I was voted prom king.
(SIGHS)
♪♪♪
♪♪♪
4,127 times 30.
So what are we doing?
(BOTTLES RATTLING)
Uh... stuff at home.
(HOARSELY) I was going to a wedding.
(BODY THUDS)
We grew up together.
They hate you for it.
Dollars?
Okay, no.
Huh.
♪ No, no need to pretend to care ♪
♪ I thought I was dying ♪
(KEYS CLACKING)
What do you want from all this?
Ah, yeah, she is, isn't she?
♪ There are others on the shoes of truth ♪
♪ You are the fugitive kind ♪
- You a virgin? - Yeah.
♪ Stronger ♪
♪ Till the wind dried out from my chest ♪
Hm, smells like somebody might need a clean diaper.
(GROANS) Why the hell would you want to do that?
and what a shame it is that I let her get away.
I don't drink on an empty stomach.
I've gone over it, like, 20 times.
First shower?
♪♪♪
(♪ ROCK MUSIC ♪)
when you don't get its tail bobbed.
I know how it's done.
Like, pretty soon.
No, no, no, no, no!
You have a nanny?
- Never did. - Oh, bullshit.
Ahh.
(FOOD SIZZLING)
Wow, there go a couple of billion brain cells.
Fuck.
♪ You're so sure of? ♪
Whoa!
♪ Know that they're not for naught ♪
(SIGHS)
(♪ ROCK MUSIC ♪)
I gotta go.
I started an online business.
(BELL DINGS)
He's washing dishes.
Fuck.
Well, Lip just got out of rehab,
Costs $4,000 new.
Hi.
(BOTTLES CLANG)
Jesus.
(SNORTS) A poopy?
AA chips.
Thirty seconds or less?
- (SIGHS) - Okay, let's see.
Yeah, that's going on Craigslist.
You will soon.
(SIREN WAILING)
(CHUCKLES)
♪ Got no words ♪
and I am going to get stuck doing it.
You're the boss now?
I'm not a good mother.
Oh, great. Pizza.
♪ Never comin' my way ♪
I don't know, it's just a feeling,
(GRUNTS) Will somebody... anybody...
♪ Baby ♪
(SNAPS FINGERS)
Thanks.
VERONICA: Go for it.
I'm not an alcoholic.
Yeah, dollars.
♪ I asked her why oh why ♪
♪♪♪
I-I came in yesterday at 6 a. m.
Claims he was in a coma.
that smells like a homeless guy's shoes.