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at the end of a long day.
Come on.
Hospital.
Frank's alive?
out of 560 committed gay relationships,
♪♪♪
Oh, it's cool, Debs.
Bye!
♪ You were beaming once before ♪
(TRAIN BRAKES SCREECHING)
- (SIREN STOPS) - That shit doesn't come off.
A pram?
Hey. Be a champ.
Why?
I didn't want him to know that I don't trust him.
Yeah. (CHUCKLES)
(GROANS)
And now... they're soft.
Don't!
You gotta trust those instincts.
♪ Wild things leave skins behind them ♪
A thing?
Kev, you open the bar today with Svetlana.
(PLAYFUL MUSIC ON TV)
And the meat delivery guy is here and he needs a signature.
(BABY CRYING OVER MONITOR)
bring me the bill,
I need your help with something.
Get anything out of it?
(WOMAN HUMMING)
Thanks.
You need help. I know a place.
(FOOTSTEPS APPROACH)
♪ Oh oh oh oh ♪
Go.
It's cheaper than milk.
I'm circumcised.
♪♪♪
(♪ UPBEAT FOLK MUSIC ♪)
Your fireman?
You won't be able to have an erection
I don't know. (SIGHS)
♪♪♪
(HUMMING)
You don't remember anything?
♪ And I was like ♪
Hi, big sis.
- (TV IN BACKGROUND) - You asked her to go through
aah!
Tellin'.
Kevin, family meeting!
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Self-lubricating too.
At least he's not cheating with a guy, right?
♪ She ripped the reaper's face ♪
Well, then he's the 50%
And that's seven o'clock.
a couple of hours late.
So... you did it.
Hi. Carl, Dom's here!
Worked for you, didn't it?
No shithead radar.
A promise is a promise.
(MELLOW ROCK IN BACKGROUND)
and I want her to... not break up with me.
IAN: Well, do you wash it thoroughly?
- Oh, you want to do my taxes? - SVETLANA: Ha.
I was being a good father.
(SMOOCHES)
Oh, is that... is that Franny?
What about finishing college?
I thought you were pulling a double.
(THUDDING UPSTAIRS)
(SIGHS)
Most, not all.
How was it?
(INHALES)
Well, I hope Franny knows
that can go get my wheelchair?
♪♪♪
I don't smother her or anything.
Morning, boo.
Don't forget your lunch.
Our yield on gross revenues are shit.
♪ Do that again, pretty baby ♪
♪ What is this downside ♪
- All done. - Aah!
Sweet Mary mother of Jesus!
But not the Frank.
♪♪♪
(GRUNTS)
Fuck you!
♪ Oh ♪
A great father.
(♪ MELLOW ROCK MUSIC ♪)