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♪♪♪
(UNINTELLIGIBLE TV CHATTER)
Hey.
♪♪♪
♪ I thought I was the heaviest breather ♪
I'm not doing it.
Holy shit.
Then why the fuck are you telling me?
What about Liam?
Hi, Franny. Hi.
- I was thinking maybe you and me... - Yeah.
Hop, hop.
(BELL RATTLING)
Okay, okay.
♪♪♪
- (MUMBLING) - Okay, I know.
Really?
♪ I asked the lady to die ♪
We're running low on baby wipes.
Yeah? You ever see him again?
That fucking junkie Sean.
nothing to be worried about there.
(♪ MELLOW ROCK MUSIC ♪)
♪♪♪
♪ Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa ♪
Not a chance.
on a warm summer's day.
(♪ ROCK MUSIC ♪)
46 times 20.
Who the hell is Jolayemi?
Oh!
how lucky she is
My dad's Frank, so Francis, Franny...
Oh, shit.
I'm not... my nipples are still sore.
Ready for our family meeting.
I was... wet and cold, very cold.
and I got a month's worth of drinking to catch up on.
Why are you in a wheelchair?
Denise.
Take a deep breath.
Oh, yeah.
Hey, everybody.
Met this guy online, started dating him for months.
(SIGHS) Temporarily.
♪♪♪
Like in Mary Poppins.
♪♪♪
I'm meeting an old high school friend for dinner.
to keep filling in for the next few weeks.
the restaurant will pay you back.
so you don't make any embarrassing calls.
Hey!
Carl, we're gonna be late.
(SIGHS) It's all right, son.
And there's no hash browns on the scramble with peppers.
♪♪♪
You're kidding me.
I keep a pillow between us so that
Where'd you get it?
(LAUGHS SOFTLY)
Ian!
Hey, you're a pal for listening.
Da... better than minimum wage.
♪ But it's not like that anymore ♪
Chad?
♪♪♪
YOUENS: You're a drunk.
That his tux from the wedding?
and wake up refreshed
(INHALES)
But that doesn't mean he's not out there gobbling stray dick.
(CHUCKLES)
♪ Unsettling deeds ♪
Is that off the table?
(♪ ROCK MUSIC ♪)
You really want me to stop?
Twenty.
I can't get the deposits
Dom won't go down on me 'cause I'm not circumcised.
♪♪♪
when you wake up from a comatose state to...
How's it goin' down there?
No.
I'll bring the babies over after morning nap.
♪♪♪
I...don't want her to lose her job,
Yeah, but you don't trust him.