Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It's been like that for, like, ten minutes.

(ARGUMENT IN SPANISH CONTINUES)

Nope. I'm indestructible.

so I can sleep through the night

♪ She gave me a thousand more doubts ♪

when he bailed on me,

- Insurance? - No.

When did he get back?

John Doe is awake!

- Ouch. - Okay, okay.

and... it kind of freaks me out.

Anybody want to wash my back?

Son of a bitch.

I mean, can you believe that shit?

♪ I asked the lady to fly ♪

♪ You don't know me 'cause you're dead wrong ♪

- No. - (LIP CRUNCHES CHIP)

Kicked his ass.

Nobody tried to find me?

I can't get an erection for four days.

Family meeting?

♪ Know that it's not for naught ♪

♪ I asked the lady to cry ♪

Go, go, go. It's okay, go.

I mean... I guess so.

You're gonna get through life just fine

(♪ MELLOW ROCK MUSIC ♪)

I'm gonna hit the shower.

I'm not. (CLEARS THROAT)

Don't forget to lock the front door!

♪ You got to do this again ♪

(UNINTELLIGIBLE BACKGROUND CHATTER)

I can't wait to get back to waiting tables.

I want to keep doing it.

MAN: Holy shit.

♪ You are the fugitive kind ♪

♪ I asked the lady for sun ♪

You've done it before?

Can I get some more of this cherry Jell-O?

Ah, thanks, but I gotta work.

can you get that?

But I could use a job.

Out of ones at the register.

Good morning, Fiona.

Hey, Fiona, that preppy shithead guy is out here again.

Are you askin' or tellin'?

after you finish this.

I can't do it, Franny.

than heading down south

They pulled me out of the lake.

♪ Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo ♪

I had to go buy patties at Osco.

I was too easy on 'em.

- (FRANK YELLING) - Sometimes, you know?

Cold saved you.

I don't remember.

I didn't have much say in the matter.

You threw me in.

Premium infant care doesn't come cheap, ladies.

♪ It's all right, just give me reasons ♪