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Well, my best friend was Chinese. Back in D.C.
Dr. Mallory's my friend. Brad. Chan.
Okay. We've got you, Dad.
[gagging dramatically]
I'll be fine.
Yeah. We're good.
In China, they never discuss business right away.
[Gao taps knuckles on table]
This is my wife, Siu.
Sure. Um...
You know how headstrong these scientists can be.
Oh, well, except for the Muslim Chinese. 'Cause Mecca is their Mecca.
I'm sorry, but there's no way you studied abroad and are still the way you are.
- I look... - You look Japanese.
Oh! [sighs]
[Tony] Okay, we just got a list of the Chinese delegates that are attending,
It's a sign of respect.
Oh, you know, Louise was a cement mason.
[retching]
General Naird, howdy.
Well put, Commander.
You know as well as anybody that it's hard to serve your country
Blergh.
We should invite one of the original Apollo astronauts.
University of Colorado would be lucky to have our daughter.
We don't wanna come off like a bunch of cowboys.
- Go ahead. Whew. - Can I... Okay.
I will.
- It is! - Let's try and get Lance Armstrong.
[rocket engine whooshing]
Oh! General Gao's such a nice guy.
We will crush them, sir. We've got this in the bag.
[both chuckle]
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