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This is an art piece made by my fiancé.
Oh, well, at least this year, we've gotten each other's name right.
and then her knee grazes the side of his perfect cheekbones.
that you have beautiful eyes?
Erin, I want you on your best behavior today.
Mm. I, too, have skipped a few classes.
- [Mark burps] - Ugh.
when she did her taxes.
[Chan] Yep. Red bean cake.
One could be having a zero-gravity alcohol swab bath.
- It's a fantastic idea. - Yes. They would love her!
but you gotta handle your alcohol so you don't get the short end of the deal.
Is that bad?
Yeah. Brad is definitely something.
She's very talented.
[laughs]
[sighs] General Gao. Uh...
Don't. Don't. Don't. Don't. Don't. Don't.
Okay. Dad. [laughs] You're wasted.
Brad, we have known each other a long time.
It's quite the special occasion.
But it's important that you show tact and civility.
[Tony inhales sharply]
General, has anyone ever told you
Huh?
- [Brad plays squeaky notes] - [glass clinking]
Very strong union.
No.
- God, you are drunk. - Oh man. Okay. Pull over, honey.
- They're probably gonna give you a gift. - Yes.
I would ride you like a three-legged camel.
Uh-oh!
[chuckles]
[Brad resumes playing normally]